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E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!

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We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!

Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?

At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!

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Remake West Side Story? No Way, Jose! Or You Either, Steven Spielberg!

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This is NOT OK by us in A-mer-ica!

Fox has reportedly unlocked the title West Side Story, making it available for a remake! Why?

Because Steven Spielberg is interested in the project!

No! Steven, you are obvi a very accomplished filmmaker, but why mess with perfection?!

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Steven Spielberg Tops Oprah In Second SeXXXiest Way Possible! See Forbes 2014's Most Influential Celebrities HERE!

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The Queen has been dethroned!

Forbes just published another one of their power lists and the results are actually quite shocking!

They compiled 2014's most influential celebrities, but, unlike last year, they didn't put Oprah Winfrey at number one!

What?!!?!

She was tops in 2K13, but this year the crown goes to Lincoln director Steven Spielberg!

We can't believe this is happening at the same time as her Oscar snub, too!

Aww!! Sadzies times two!!!

Forbes' explained themselves:

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Halle Berry Set To Star In Steven Spielberg’s Upcoming TV Thriller

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Yes, you read that correctly!

Oscar winning actress Halle Berry will be taking her talented acting skills to a television screen near you!

The actress recently inked a two-year deal with CBS to star in a TV series thriller titled Extant where the soon-to-be mom plays a female astronaut who returns home after being in space for a year.

We wonder what challenges the space traveller will endure on Earth!

Maybe she’ll have to remember she doesn’t need to hold onto things to walk around.

LOLz!

Halle reveals about the role:

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George Clooney Photobombs Seinfeld and Spielberg! Fill In The Blank!

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Well, this is the most A-list photobomb we've ever seen!

George Clooney got goofy behind Steven Spielberg and Jerry Seinfeld while out at the USC Shoah Foundation Gala in New York on Thursday night! Ch-ch-check out Georgie peeking out behind Jerry's wife Jessica Seinfeld's head!

Ha!

Well, we're sure no one would mind getting their pic taken with the Oscar-winner. After all, he's George friggin' Clooney!

Bombs away!

Seconds later, Jerry and Steven turned around and told George, "___________________________."

[Image via Getty Images.]

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