That's right, according to a source, Joan may be more on the mend than we might think:
X Factor News Archive
Sit down, X Factor fans, because we're about to ruin your day!
Fox just announced that they will be canceling X Factor USA!! That's right, the network is pulling the plug!!! And not in 2018 or whatever, right the eff now!!!
What? Seriously? What the
f**k Fox?! WHY?
Well, because X Factor patriarch and soon-to-be real life daddy Simon Cowell is returning to work on the show's UK version!!
Fox TV's entertainment guru Kevin Reilly explained why in a statement. He said:
Uh-oh, Simon, this is one kitty kat you don't want to mess with!
Specifically one Katy Perry!
The Prismatic songstress is clearly on Team Chezza after being a guest judge next to the brunette beauty on X Factor!
He’s got the looks. He’s got the attitude. Is that…Simon Cowell sitting on that throne in the picture above?!
No, no. That’s not the King of Criticism. It’s his X Factor musical counterpart!
Yup. This X Factor stage production is ACTUALLY happening, and soon!
The live show, which is actually called, I Can’t Sing! The X Factor Musical, is set to open at the end of March!
The man who landed the part of Simon is named Nigel Harmann, an Olivier Award winner and star of such other London stage shows as Shrek and Guys and Dolls.
Downton Abbey fans might also recognize him from the Season 4 premiere!
The show will also star Victoria Elliot as Jordy and Alex Knight as Louis!
So far we give a big thumbs up to the casting department!
But what do you think, Perezcious Readers? Will this new musical be a British delicious treat! Or will it fall flat on its face and get a ‘NO’ from audiences?
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We wonder if there's a reason why this one's the favorite!
So, it would make sense that her daughter Lillie May, who's a huge fan of One Direction, would consider Zayn her favorite, right??
Apparently that's not the case though! In fact it's actually Harry Styles!
Here's what she recently said:
One Direction! Demi Lovato! Fergie & More! Watch Our Favorite EXCLUSIVE Red Carpet Moments From 2013!
Our red carpet presence was HUGE in 2013!
Which gets us even more pumped for the year to come!
Ch-ch-check out some of our fav 2013 red carpet moments (above!)
The star power's positively contagious!
On the first day of Perezmas our true love gave to us…
1 One Direction video to leave you in tears!!
And we LOVED it!!!
Ch-ch-check out one of our favorite performances from the year (above)!!!
Now, with these 12 Days of Perezmas & the Holidaze having come to a close, that means we can FINALLY sing our song in all of its beautiful, Perezicious entirety!!
Well, here goes nothin'…
One 1D Video To Leave You In Tears!
On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!
On the third day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
3 Bieber Busts!
On the fourth day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
4 Kanye Freakouts!
On the fifth day of Perezmas our true love gave to us,
5 Golden Peens!
On the sixth day of Perezmas our true love gave to us,
6 Sexy Brit-Brit Snapshots!
On the seventh day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
7 Housewives In Hot Water!
On the eighth day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments!
On the ninth day Of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
9 Naughty Nip Slips!!!
On the tenth day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
10 Terrible Twitter Feuds!
On the eleventh day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
11 Babies Poppin!
On the twelfth day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us,
12 Twerking Miley Cyrus Moments!
Moving on is probably the best thing for Nigella Lawson right now, but wow! There was like NO breathing time between her ex-assistants being found not guilty (after dragging her through the drug-filled mud) and the teaser (above) for her new show called The Taste!
We mean, the
white powder dust isn't even settled yet! LOLz!
The new show is basically a cross between The X Factor and The Voice for food, and is about to hit Britain after being hugely successful in America, with Nigella, Anthony Bourdain and Ludo Lefebvre as mentors/judges.
To be honest, she looks fab! We don't see any signs of wear after what she's just been through, but we're not sure when the teaser was shot — and that cleavage is STILL out of this world!
The show starts in January! It'll be interesting to see if the recent scandal will help or hurt the debut! Check out the promo (above)!