We won't hold our breath, but it'd be nice to believe in this.

Rumors are circulating that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon will be engaged…soon!

A 'friend' of Witherspoon's supposedly said, “This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'” HA!

Another insider claims that the two want to 'spend the rest of their lives together.'

Perfect timing, if it's true!

It's about time some actors tied the knot.

Seems like the only peeps getting hitched these days are from the music biz….or those just DESPERATE for attention.

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It is soooo much fun covering all these Sex & The City premieres.

Why????

Cuz we get to see what the ladies are wearing!

And, they've all been stepping it up lately.

Here they are on Thursday at the Berlin premiere.

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Such a gorgeous dress! Pretty pregnant lady!

Like a dutiful partner, poppa Bradley Pitt accompanied babymomma Angelina Jolie to the Cannes premiere of her new animated film, Kung Fu Panda.

Oh, daddy!

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There were signs that this was coming!

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are OVER, according to new reports.

Their rekindled romance didn't even last two months!

A friend of Wilson's says, "It was a pretty bad breakup. Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

We're guessing that Owen's propositioning girls for 3somes in Miami recently didn't sit too well with Kate.

A Hudson insider reported, "She feels dumb thinking it was so serious."

She shouldn't feel dumb for thinking it was so serious. She should feel dumb for trying to make it work with someone who had an alleged heroin problem last year!!!!!!

Owen is also a major player and will likely always be.

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Angelina Jolie dished the dirt about her children and future baby plans at a press conference for Kung Fu Panda in Cannes on Thursday.

When asked about her pregnancy and where she will give birth (yea, we have no idea what that has to do with the movie), she responded, "I actually haven't completely decided. We are certainly thinking of France."

Adding that French is "a second language in the house, although I'm still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today. My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language."

Jolie was then asked by a Swedish reporter if she'd ever consider giving birth in Sweden.

Ange responded, "Not at this time… But, you never know, there's more babies. Who knows?"

What? MORE babies????

Craziness!

She adds, "All my children are from all different parts of the world, and especially my boys. We do have a teacher who teaches them Cambodian and Vietnamese in our house, and they know their flags and they know their music and they know quite a lot about their culture and [Brad and I] bring in as much as we can and we'll continue to as they get older."

As for Brad Pitt, he was taking care of their four kids while Ange did press conferences.

Though she did say Poppa Smith would be joining her on the red carpet. She says, "He's with our kids right now, but he'll get his suit on at the last minute, I'm sure. He'll pull it together."

We can't wait to see Bradley! He always "pulls it together"!

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The little engine that could!

PerezHilton.com favorite Eric Hutchinson is getting a major label release of his exquisite album, Sounds Like This, next week.

His story is inspiring to us all!

Click here to read all about in the L.A. Times's new profile on The Hutch.

Jack Bauer die-hards, you won't have to wait ’til 2009 to see new episodes of the hit show 24.

Fox is gifting you with a two-hour "prequel event", slated to air Sunday, November 23rd.

The prequel will set the stage for season 7, which is set to premiere in January 2009.

You'll see Jack's old 'pal' Tony Almeida in the prequel!

Are y'all excited?

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Another pair have made the divorce list!

Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, have split.

Their spokesperson Jason Owen released the following in a statement on Thursday:

"Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage. This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."

We want more comments!

Why did they split? Adultery? Jealousy? Constant Fighting?

We have a feeling their divorce papers will just say "irreconcilable differences."

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Could Nick Cannon have been Mariah Carey's rebound boy?

It seems so.

For almost four years, Mariah was dating Mark Sudack, some behind-the-scenes music biz guy.

The two are said to have split earlier this year.

Apparently, though, her ex is said to be "shattered" by news of Mimi's recent wedding.

Sad.

There goes the money train!

A friend says of Mark, “Everyone is scared to call him because no one knows what to say. He never thought she would go off and marry someone else. He’s heartbroken and shocked."

Poor thing. Nick took all his moolah!

According to insiders at Ellen DeGeneres' recent 50th birthday, Mariah told guest Pink, “Five minutes after I met Nick, I knew I’d marry him.”

Wonder why Mimi and Mark called it off?

But, even more, we wonder if marrying your rebound guy can last?

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He should have taken the opportunity to do Dancing With the Stars when it was presented to him!

Now, this douchebag is stuck doing this.

Aaron Carter is reportedly heading to VH1's Celebrity Rehab show.

Nothing like trying to revive your non-existent career by admitting that you're an addict and agreeing to let your treatment be filmed for our "amusement"!

Carter was busted for driving around with 2 ounces of pot in Texas a few months ago.

Way to make lemonade out of that lemon, Aaron!

He must be missing the cameras post House of Carter!

Former Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss and Skid Row's Sebastian Bach are rumored for the Dr. Drew treatment on Rehab.

The show starts filming in June, so we should be hearing some sort of confirmation regarding Aaron's participation soon.

Who else is gonna round out the cast???

Screech should totally do it too!

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