It's almost wedding weekend y'all!!!

NeNe Leakes is having star-studded nuptials this Saturday, but not before every guest signs a lengthy release and confidentiality agreement!

In the documents, guests must agree they:

“will not be under the influence of any medication or drugs that might impair my physical or mental ability to engage in the Activity or that might impair my judgment while engaging in the Activity.”

And apparently NeNe isn't allowing anyone with pre-existing health conditions in the venue, having guests ensure they are in:

Looks like some tough love and a nicotine fix was all Lindsay Lohan needed!

Just after escaping the "detrimental" Betty Ford Center, the troubled starlet was all smiles when she was spotted taking a smoke break with some new friends at her temporary new digs at Cliffside Malibu.

30 days of clean living (minus the cancer sticks) is doing gurlfriend good! We can't even remember the last time we've seen her look so peaceful and put together.

We can't even begin to imagine the fiery glow that she'll strut down the red carpet for the Venice Film Festival's The Canyons premiere in August.

Let's just hope that after all the facility dramz, Cliffside will FINALLY give LiLo the help she needs over the next 60 days so she can kick her icky demons for good!!!

You know what they say: "It works if you work it!"

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

A newly single Selena Gomez teased the world with her lyrics: When you’re ready come and get it, na na na na, na na na na!

And wouldn’t you know, someone was ready!

That someone just so happened to be Ed Sheeran, the Lego House singer who is currently on tour with Selena’s bestie, Taylor Swift!!

We initially thought Ed had paid Selena a house visit with his guitar to collaborate on some sweet new tunes, but now it seems like the visit could have been to win her heart with his wonderful wooing!!!

We couldn’t be more thrilled to hear this latest development!!!!

Sources are claiming:

Kate Middleton could pop at any moment, but the royal family is prepared to stick to tradition no matter what.

But with a twist of course!

When the little bundle of joy is born at St. Mary’s hospital, a person from Kensington Palace will hand an envelope to a member of the royal family to take to Buckingham Palace.

Then, the same wooden sign that announced Prince William’s birth will be posted on a wooden easel at Buckingham Palace. At the same time, a digital announcement will be released, and the world will learn the baby’s sex, which the parents (apparently) won’t even know until it’s born!

We feel soooo lucky to live In A World Like This!!!

A wonderful world with reality TV, barely invasive lap-band procedures, the gloriously gorgeous Kate Middleton, and scantily-clad Backstreet Boys who drink smoothies in El Lay parking lots!!

It's simply the best world we could possibly imagine!!!

Nick Carter apparently digs it, too!!

Cameras caught him walking out of a smoothie store yesterday with a grin the size of South Dakota!

Ha! We haven't seen a man this excited to suck on something green since Captain America shot that super-porn with The Hulk!

Nick probably just realizes how hot he looks in that snug-fitting black tank top, LOLz!!

Or maybe he's ecstatic about the rad reception of his band's new single?

Maybe Mr. Carter is just happy to be alive!!! We know we are!!

Yay for life!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]