There's nothing we hate more than self righteousness, but Michael Lohan, you take the cake!
After releasing private tapes of concern and suffering from daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, Poppa Lohan continues to drag his family through the mud in the name of God!
Lindsanity took to her Twitter yesterday to discredit her father with some serious allegations including the fact that he cheated on her mother, threatened to kill her and abused substances.
"That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I'm going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies. No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Can't Lindsay's legal camp put a cease and desist order against Michael's God?!
Warner Brothers is making a live action/CG-animated film of the "Yogi Bear" cartoon. Anna Faris, Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake will be lending their talents to the groundbreaking film.
Yawn.
Seriously, Hollywood?!
It's getting so pathetic now that nearly EVERY movie coming out is based on something old whether it's a cartoon, book or board game.
The church may be willing to forgive her, but other bible toters are not so quick to feel Christian.
Carrie Prejean was slated to speak at an event in New Jersey called Defenders of the Family, an organization opposed to same-sex marriage.
Mysteriously, Carrie was removed from the schedule this morning for the event, with reason provided from the ultra-conservative group. It does seem convenient, however, that the news of her cancellation comes on the heals of the news of her sex tape.
We bet now they'd rather have us stop by than you, Carrie.
Uh oh! The cult church of Scientology isn't going to be too happy about this.
A new book is being released by Tom Cruise' Scientology apprentice that reveals some bizarre deets about one of Scientology's most famous members.
Marc Headley reveals he witnessed Tom spending three weeks talking to books, bottles and door knobs.
Maybe Tom Cruise was George Clooney's inspiration in Men Who Stare At Goats???
The longtime Xenu employee says "it's known as the book-and-bottle routine" and "was supposed to rehabilitate your ability to control things and to be controlled."
Creepy, but that could explain why Katie Holmes has been with him for so long.
JordanKatie Price had a bit of a scare earlier this week when her young son Harvey started having difficulty breathing. She rushed him to the hospital and has been by his side ever since. Standing dutifully beside her was none other than her ex-husband, Peter Andre.
This marks the first time the pair have spent any time together since the announcement of their divorce and it had all the makings of turning very ugly, very quickly. However, according to Peter, everything is fine and everyone still has all their appendages.
He sent out a tweet regarding the incident, saying:
“Harvey is ok and out of hospital earlier today. I'm smiling. Thank you everyone for asking.”
We're glad that at least one celebrity couple can find a way to at least act civil in front of their children. We'll assume that they'll be back to hating each other by tonight though.
Sounds like he may get a second chance with this new image of his!
Yankees player Alex Rodriguez used to have quite the shady reputation with steroid and stripper scandals, a messy public divorce, gallivanting with Madonna and being what some might call ungrateful for his giant contract.
Basically advertisers wanted nothing to do with him.
But A-Rod has seemingly cleaned up his act and with a World Series win under his belt he's looking much more marketable these days. His Hollywood actress girlfriend Kate Hudson seems to be helping his image, too, being billed as his good luck charm.
He just has to make wise choices as to the advertising direction he wants to go. Experts think he would be a good match for an electronics company but under no circumstances should he endorse anything having to do with "performance" lest we think he's on the 'roids again!
Richard Yaffa, cheif executive of GroupM's entertainment, sports and cause partnerships says of A-Rod:
"His stock has improved in New York. This next period of time will determine if he has national potential."
Hoping to bank on all you movie lovers a second time around, the folks behind Paranormal Activity are offering a special gimmick to get you to buy the DVD.
If you visit the movie's website, you can submit your name to be included into the "special thanks" section of the credits for the film as a thank you for making it such a success. You'll get to see your name scroll across the screen of a fairly minor major motion picture once the DVD and Blu-Ray disc comes out.
Who wouldn't buy a DVD that had their name in the credits?
A bunch of smart cookies you are, distributors! Ringing in every last cent from people!
In case you were wondering, yes, we already submitted our name!
While attending the Emerald Ball supporting the Elton John Aids Foundation in London on Thursday, Kimora Lee Simmons showed off the best part about just giving birth - her ginormous tittays!
Enjoy those, Djimon!
Not as cute as little Kenzo Lee, but at least they won't wake you in the night!
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