In the classic John Hughes film The Breakfast Club, Principal Richard "Dick" Vernon warns troubled student Bender, "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
This guy must have never seen that movie.
A French matador suffered a broken collar bone after being gored during a bullfight in Medellin, Colombia yesterday.
The bull struck after the bullfighter stabbed the charging animal to end the spectacle, but fans got one more surprise when the bull caught the fighter off guard in one last charge before falling over dead.
Check out the video above to see the bullfighter get the horns after pissing off the wrong bull.
Hopefully this video serves as a reminder to some why bullfighting is not only a stupid way to kill an innocent animal, but a stupid way to get yourself killed as well!
Colombian Police officials have arrested a pigeon after being caught trying to fly over the wall of Bucaramanga prison with 1.6 ounces of marijuana strapped to its back.
A police commander called it "a new case of criminal ingenuity."
We wouldn't call it new since Pigeons have been used to transport messages for over 2000 years, but rather, retro.
We hope to hear about criminals leaving a giant Trojan horse outside the walls of the prison, only to be filled to the brim with illegal drugs, next.
Let this be a cautionary tale to all you parrots out there: Just because you're a bird, doesn't mean you can lead a life of crime without consequences!
Check out the video (above) and see what happens to Lorenzo the Parrot when he's caught working security for a Colombian drugs cartel!
Not only is the retired actress fresh off another mean spirited Twitter-based rant directed at InTouch magazine (and us!) about pictures they claim to have showing the former child star partying hAArd, NOW we hear she recently displayed some DIVA behavior while attempting to board a private jet in New Jersey!
You may recall Amanda does NOT have her driver's license because it was suspended during all her hit and run dramz, thus when the jet's pilot was checking the passengers' IDs and found that Amanda did NOT have one, he refused to allow her on the plane...
And according to sources, girl flipped out, screamed "I'm Amanda Bynes!" and tried to use GOOGLE as a substitute for identification verification!
The pilot apparently called his parent company to see if he could make an exception for the pierced-cheek cherub, but because TSA regulations require all plane passengers to carry ID, his hands were tied.
Celebs may be exempt from MANY of the rules regular peeps have to live by, but we always can count on the TSA to treat everyone like sheep equals, LOLz!