Now in disgusting, batsh*t crazy people news…
Earlier this week, police in South Florida caught a man driving naked through a neighborhood filled with kids. Oh yeah, and he had electrical wires attached to his penis!
A witness called in when Kurt Allen Jenkins made sexual advances, gesturing for people to look at his penis. It was at this point when the anonymous caller saw the lewd man had wires attached to his junk.
On top of that, as the person approached the car, the passenger in the vehicle promptly opened the door and left! WHAT?! Who were they?!
Mr. Jenkins then continued to drive around the neighborhood; a bus full of children even went by and got off!
The great news is two police cars arrived shortly after, though officers had a bit of trouble getting the man out of his car. Naturally.
After he ignored their orders, the cops dragged him to the ground and handcuffed him, and the man was taken to the hospital for three days for injuries.
Jenkins has been charged with lewd behavior in front of children, indecent exposure, and resisting an officer without violence.
We don't yet know whether the wounds in his mugshot (above) were from the arrest, or there's even MORE to this insane story!
[Image via Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.]