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Jenny McCarthy Is A Chronic Masturbator! Hear How Often She Bumps Her Own Beaver HERE!

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If you're attracted to Jenny McCarthy, you aren't alone!

In fact, the frequent Playboy playmate is apparently so damned hawt that she can't even keep her hands off herself!!

Speaking about sexual liberation at a Durex event in NYC on Tuesday, the sultry seXXX symbol admitted that her own hand takes the express train downtown way more often than you might imagine!

Jenny revealed boasted

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Celebs Who Have 'Played' With Themselves Onscreen

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No, this isn't celebs who have played themselves onscreen!

This is celebs who have played with themselves onscreen…

As in they were having a little solo seksi time if you catch our meaning…

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Anna Kendrick MASTURBATES To Ryan Gosling… In The Movie Theater!

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WELCOME TO THE BEST NEWS OF YOUR DAY!

Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!

QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!

The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??

But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:

HA!!!

Ooo gurl we feel ya!

Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he

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Nick Stahl Loses Dignity, Wins Free iPad!

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When Nick Stahl did the world the disservice of decongesting his clogged man-pipes in public, we wondered why the troubled actor couldn't just tend to his masturbatory duties at home like the rest of us?

Was the Terminator 3 star's computer in the shop? Is he downloading porn on a dial-up?!

It turns out we weren't the only curious kittens worried about his well-being!

Bangyoulater.com offered Nick a free iPad so he might attend to his "private business in a tranquil setting."

Ha! We're guessing Bangyoulater is a porn site and not a online drum warehouse, but who cares?! A free iPad is a free iPad!

Plus, don't those things come with GPS!? That could come in handy next time Nick gets lost!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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Octo-Mom's Kids Watched Their Mother's Masturbation Video?!

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There. Are. No. Words.

When Octo-mom can't keep illicit videos she starred in out of the hands of her preteen kids, something is very very wrong!

According to former nanny Gina Bryson, at least one of Octo's children watched their mom's well-publicized masturbation video!

UGH!! We sincerely hope these revolting allegations are unfounded!

Gina told the Orange County Dept. of Children and Family Services that Octo, a.k.a. Nadya Suleman, came crying to her one day after her 11 year-old son watched her sex tape on

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Ben Affleck Compares Directing Himself In Argo To Masturbation

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Masturbation, eh? We're intrigued! Please continue. Ha!

Ben Affleck stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on Monday to promote his newest movie, Argo. Like The Town, he also stars in the flick, so Fallon couldn't help but ask what that was like to juggle the two roles.

Affleck came back with the most inneresting of answers, saying:

“It’s a little bit like masturbation, Jimmy. You gotta know what you want. You know what I mean? Where you're going. It’s intuitive.”

Wow! Directing movies has never sounded so easy. LOLz!

Watch him make the dirty joke (above) and then check out the rest of the interview … AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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50 Cent's 4-Step Guide To Quitting Masturbation

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50 Cent is a lot of things:

Rapper, actor, entrepreneur, businessman and spokesman to name a few — but did you know he gives sex advice too?

After labeling masturbation as "a sin" on Twitter, 50 decided to help out all of his followers with step-by-step directions to quit the habit once and for all!

The list is as follows:

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