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Poor poor girl!

Olivia Wilde recently admitted that her only boyfriend these days was her dog, Paco. Well, ever since fans have been eager to spoil her furry man-friend.

"Is it sad, that my dog is essentially the man in my life? He's a great dog, but it's funny because ever since I mentioned that he was my boyfriend, he gets way more swag than I ever have. I mean, truckloads arrive at the house for him. When he hears a car pull up, he just waits, like he knows it's for him!"

This lush lifestyle is a total 180 from Paco's humble beginnings. Olivia explains:

"I found him through Much Love Animal Rescue, and he had been found in the back of a U-Haul truck with his five other brothers and sisters, and they hadn't eaten for a week."

And how he's dating of of Hollywood's hottest celebs. Hmm… taking all her gifts, not working for it, comes from the streets — kinda reminds us of K-Fed! LOLZ!

[image via olivia-wilde.org]

Tags: animal rescue, boyfriend, celeb pet, rescue, sad, style, target, wood

SRSLY NYC Zoos? Get it together!!

A peacock flew the coop today from the Central Park Zoo and remains on the loose on the Upper East Side.

The bird, a male, escaped around 9 a.m., a zoo worker told The Post.

The peacock drew about 100 onlookers this afternoon as it remained perched on a fifth-floor window at a building near East 65th Street and Fifth Avenue for about five hours.

Zoo workers and Parks Department officials were at the building in the hope the bird would fly to a lower floor so that it could be rescued.

The Bronx Zoo got tons of (possibly unwanted) press when a cobra and a peacock managed to escape this spring — and make some impressively witty twitter accounts.

Someone's copying the @BronxZooPeacock!

The Central Park Zoo Peacock has jumped right on that bad wagon as well. You can follow him under @BirdOnTheTown.

[image via BronxZooPeacock]

Tags: cobra, impressive, parks, peacock, rescue, rescued, srsly, target, twitter, zoo

Shark Week is HERE!!

It's the most wonderful time of the year. The razor-sharp comedian gets into the swim of things as host of the annual Discovery Channel event.

Andy Samberg claims the prestigious job has its downsides.

"The worst thing about being Chief Shark Officer is that I had to go to the Bahamas. Ugh."

When asked if he has any tips for next years Shark Week host the SNL star said:

"I don't think I really care about the next Chief Shark Officer. Like, I hope they die. I know that seems harsh, but I hope they die."

LOL! Such a sweetheart.

See more pics of the Chief Shark Officer swimming with his new pals below!

[image via Tim Calver/Discovery Channel]

Tags: andy samberg, discovery channel, host, lol, pics, shark, shark week, sweet, target, tips

False Alarm!

Earlier this summer the National Zoo said their female panda might be pregnant. But it looks like it was just gas.

It was poor Mei Xiang sixth false pregnancy in total.

Mei has been artificially inseminated each year since the year after her only cub, Tai Shan, was born in 2005.

The announcement means that the zoo probably will try only one more time for a panda pregnancy with Mei. If she does not become pregnant during next year’s cycle, she, and perhaps her mate, Tian Tian, are liable to be replaced, zoo officials have said.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: babies, mei xiang, panda, pregnant, sad, target, we want one, zoo

We'd like to watch him ride!

The race, the King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Stakes Surrey, is named after his great grandfather, so it was totes fitting that a beaming Prince Harry was at Ascot to make the presentations.

After standing around looking like a seski prince, Herny presented victorious jockey William Buick with the biggest honour of his career after he rode Nathaniel to victory in the King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Stakes.

Harry, who watched the action from the Royal Box, descended to the parade ring afterwards to present the trophy to owner Lady Rothschild.

Harry's model gf, Florence Brudenell-Bruce, did not escort her prince-boo.

If she has a problem with horses this polo player might have to drop her skinny ass!

Sorry… jealously is ugly.

See more pics of hawt Henry and horsies below!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: car, florence brudenell-bruce, horse, horse racing, horses, owner, prince harry, queen, queen elizabeth, race, racing, target, victory, watch

OMG! Silliest. Show. Ever.

Animal Planet will air one-hour special Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots.

On Prostitutes to Parrots, Fleiss will juggle the difficulties of caring for twenty avian pals, the pressures of owning a laundromat, and the stress of her tenuous sobriety. Madam to Macaws is probably not as catchy a title, but it could have worked.

Heidi's passion for exotic birds was first documented in the 2008 documentary Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal, and her need to be on reality TV was first documented on Celebrity Rehab in 2010.

It wouldn't surprise us if this became a regular series.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: animal planet, bird, catch, celebrity, documentary, exotic, rehab, stupid, target

Leave the horsies alone!

A report was filed with the McCracken County Sheriff's Department from a witness who stated that she had seen a man HAVING SEX with a horse at park in the stable area. SRSLY?

Sheriff's detectives conducted an investigation into the matter and identified the hillbilly suspect as being 28-year-old Nathan Johnson.

The sicko Nathan was located Tuesday by sheriff's detectives and arrested at 9:55 a.m. and charged with cruelty to animals

Johnson was lodged in the McCracken County Regional jail on a $500.00 cash bond.

BUT this wasn't his first rodeo!!

Records indicate that Mr. Johnson was charged for doing the same damn thang in 2002. He was fined $232.50, received probation and ordered to stay away from the park.

Nate, if the girls don't think you're cute horses wont either!

[image via theerant.yuku.com]

Tags: animals, arrested, beast, beastality, charged, cruelty, investigation, jail, nastyass, sex, sheriff, target