Deadly Snake Missing From Bronx Zoo

And the People’s Choice for Best Zookeeper goes to….
Staff was alerted Saturday that the adolescent Egyptian cobra was missing from an off-exhibit enclosure, according to a statement from the zoo. Staff members closed and secured the reptile house.
Zoo officials said they are confident the 20-inch-long snake is contained in a nonpublic, isolated area of the building.
We say skip the zoo, this week, (We hear there’s a Real Housewives marathon on anyway).