A-Roid Runs Back To His Ex-Wife's Arms

Are we really that surprised that in the wake of his steroid confession, Alex Rodriguez went running back to ex-wife Cynthia?

And are we really that surprised that ex-mistress Madonna is pissed about it?

According to an insider, A-Roid’s wranlgers “want to make sure he’s as far from Madonna as possible. He has enough negative publicity as it is.” Another source adds that A-Roid’s flight back into Cynthia’s arms is “the ultimate dis” to Her Madgesty.

But what about Madonna’s other hot boy toy, her personal Jesus Luz?

Insiders claim that “Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he’s asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.”

Oh what tangled Sticky & Sweet webs we weave!

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