John Mayer Is Single! (Or So He Says)

John Mayer is adamantly denying the rumor that he’s currently boning Hawaiian Tropic Pageant runner-up Scheana Marie Jancan.
We’ve heard this tune before!
Mayer was harassed by paps this weekend in Santa Monica begging for details on the singer’s latest romance, but John stuck by his story!
“If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend,'” Mayer tried to explain.
To try and prove his point even further, Mayer asked an older woman in a passing car to be his girlfriend and then gave her a big ol’ smooch!
What a slut!
We love it!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]