Tom And Katie Break It Down, We Break Down Laughing

How HOrrific!

These two must really be desperate for attention work!

The lifeless shell of Katie Holmes put up her best jazz hands last night and – we’re using this term loosely – ‘performed’ Whatever Lola Wants at the A Fine Romance Benefit for The Motion Picture and Television Fund.

And look who showed up to prance around the stage with her! Her captor hubby, Tom Cruise!

Check out the HIGHlarious performance above!

Katie, you need to STOP this whole singing thing ASAP! We don’t care how good Lord Xenu says you are, bb!

That being said, you and Tommy TOTALLY need to collaborate on more projects together! This mess was almost as good as when Bennifer did Gigli!