Alec Baldwin is just the latest star to give his two cents on the whole Charlie Sheen sitch.
In an article, Alec told Charlie, “You can’t win. Really. You can’t, ” adding that as “a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter,” he will get nowhere with the Two and a Half Men executives.
Alec continued with:
“But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it. You will never win because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. (Do you secretly want to get snuffed? So you can go back and make movies?)
Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you’ve got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.
P.S…. buy [Jon] Cryer a really nice car.”
Yowsa!
Alec isn’t messing around, but he did have some good advice. Maybe Charlie should pay attention.
What do U think? Did Alec give Charlie good advice?
[Image via WENN.]
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