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Britney vs the Police: The Claws Come Out!

A Los Angeles county commissioner is attempting to pass new legislation – dubbed “Britney‘s law” – that aims to crack down on those paparazzi that are out of control..
Well, LAPD chief William Bratton thinks that’s a crock of shit.
He says:

“What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don’t need additional laws…. I’ve got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.
What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….
Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.

We agree with the Chief – to a point.
Yes, these celebretards are partly to blame, but you gotta face the issues at hand. Though we wish they would, they aren’t gonna get all boring and stay home. They live for the attention and you gotta deal with it.
[Image via WENN.]

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Feb 22, 2008 11:20am PDT

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