Lindsay Lohan's Lying Mother Really WAS Super Chocolate Wasted On Dr. Phil, Says Michael Lohan!

Remember that time Dina Lohan SWORE she wasn’t drunk on Dr. Phil?!!
It was like fifteen minutes ago — we sincerely hope you didn’t forget already, LOLz!!
Well Michael Lohan says his ex-wife is filled to the brim with petrified buffalo feces!
Reporters caught him galavanting around on the Sunset Strip last night and couldn’t help but ask about the state of Dina’s mind liver during the Dr. Phil interview that will air tomorrow!
Mikey confirmed Dina was beyond wasted and said she was a bad influence on LiLo!
He also suggested Dina’s problems are more serious than we realize!
He pointed out that the show tapes at 10 A.M. and that it’s a little odd for a grown-ass woman to be dunk while McDonalds is still serving breakfast.
It’s not our place to diagnose substance addiction but we do pity poor Elizabeth Taylor Lindsay Lohan, having to watch her parents shizfaced and quarreling on TV!
[Image via WENN.]