Eva Moves Out Of Wistera Lane & Into A Tenement

Eva Longoria Parker must be feeling the awkward tension on the set of Desperate Housewives as of late, so this summer she is taking a break from it all to do a movie.

A horror movie. A horror movie director Franc Reyes describes as “The Exorcist, Amityville Horror and Rosemary├óΓé¼Γäós Baby” fused together.

Doesn’t that sound like crap fun?

So we imagine the plot goes a little something like Eva living in a possessed house, vomiting on a priest and giving birth to the spawn of Satan, yet somehow surviving the whole ordeal so that a sequel can be made next summer if box-office sales do well.

Just a hunch.

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