Jason Kelce Has Been Telling Daughters WHAT About Taylor Swift's Cats So They Don't Want Their Own?!

Oh, Jason Kelce…

In case you’re not caught up on all things Jason and Kylie Kelce — the star couple have been having a playful and very public back-and-forth over getting a cat for a while now. Their three daughters Wyatt, 4, Elliotte, 2, and Bennett, 1, have been dying to have a cat, and their momma seems to be on board… but dad is not ready to give in yet. In fact, the former Philadelphia Eagles player revealed on the newest episode of New Heights that he’s got a very unique way at keeping his girls from asking for a cat.

On Wednesday’s episode of the podcast, Jason told little bro Travis Kelce that he’s been lying to his daughters about why they can’t have a cat — by telling them that cats are POISONOUS:

“You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous.”

OMG!

The Kansas City Chiefs player shot back, asking what we’re all thinking:

“Why the f**k would you tell them that?”

To which the 36-year-old responded:

“… So that they don’t want cats. And I don’t have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified.”

Trav called the move “sick” and Jason replied in jest:

“It’s whatever. They’ll find out — I think lying to your kids is important.”

While the 34-year-old gave his opinion on the matter, adding:

“Not in this regard. They’re gonna go over a friend’s house and f**king scream bloody murder because they see a cat.”

But leave it to Jason to have a comeback! He quipped:

“That’s fine. That sounds like that person’s house problem.”

LOLz!! Oh no! He assured Trav he was dead serious about lying to them, even telling the girls the government would come take away any cats they brought into the house — they’re just that dangerous. OMG.

See the chat for yourself at the one hour 14 minute mark (below):

Of course, immediately everyone’s minds went to Taylor Swift! She’s the little girls’ Auntie basically at this point! And she’s got three kitties: Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin Button! So what’s gonna happen when the girls meet them? Well, the former football star had an answer for that, too.

On X (Twitter), a fan jokingly said to get Tay’s PR manager Tree Paine “on the phone” after hearing about Jason lying to his daughters. Another fan added below the tweet: