John Mayer's Supposed Girlfriend Is A Lie

Even though John Mayer is denying a relationship with aspiring famewhore/actress Scheana Marie, we think that the pair are actually perfect for each other.
A friend of Mayer says that Marie is “exaggerating” her association with Mayer.
Shock!!!!!!!!
But, despite the claim that they are “no longer in contact,” Marie insists that they’re “hanging out” and continues to say that she loves when Mayer sends her texts with smiley faces, that the singer has “nice lips,” and that she “loves his personality” and that “he’s funny.”
Sounds like someone’s got a delusional stalker!
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