Justin Timberlake 'Little' Wardrobe Malfunction Goes Viral - Justice For Janet Jackson??

OMG, Justin Timberlake having a wardrobe malfunction is the most hysterical thing ever! We really needed this today…

Yes, a video recorded a few nights ago during Thursday’s Nashville performance of his Forget Tomorrow World Tour shows JT trying to bring sexy back… and instead making a very unsexy front.

See, he’s harnessed up for some aerobatics… but between the very tight harness and the thin pants, well — little Justin is a little too on display! See what we mean (below)!

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Oh no! Poor Justin… is something we would say if we felt bad. See, this is all just a little too poetically perfect to be upset about.

Did you know JT is the reason the term “wardrobe malfunction” exists? It’s true! Remember when he was performing with Janet Jackson during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, and in the middle of their dance, he pulled off a piece of her top, exposing her nipple? Well, the phrase “wardrobe malfunction” was coined as part of the explanation/apology for America having to witness… a tit.

Which is crazy since that tearaway bra piece did exactly what it was supposed to do, and pretending the whole thing wasn’t choreographed is a ridiculous lie. That little bit of burlesque just went too far for uptight, puritanical, (racist) America who acted like seeing a brown boob was the worst crime that had ever been committed… in a country that had slavery.

JT should have, of course, owned up to the whole thing and taken the brunt of the criticism. White men are allowed to mess up and get chance after chance, as evidenced yet again by his recent DWI arrest. He should have said he thought the striptease would be edgy and cool, tried in any way he could to protect Janet. He didn’t do that.

Instead the NFL, CBS, and MTV threw Janet under the bus and made her apologize. Then Justin acted as shocked and offended as everyone else playing it up, saying in an interview at the Grammys the next week:

“All I could say was, ‘Oh, my God. Oh, my God.’ I looked at her. They brought a towel up on stage. They covered her up. I was completely embarrassed and just walked off the stage as quickly as I could. I’m frustrated at the whole situation. I’m frustrated that my character is being questioned”

So yeah, we’re not going to feel bad at all posting the comments on the video of JT’s new “wardrobe malfunction,” which all seem a little focused on how small the getup makes everything look:

“It is hard to find”

“Need a magnifying glass”

“Why he do himself like that ”

“Now that is just sad.”

“Oh dear i imagined so much more ”

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“Poor Jessica.”

“Maybe he’s a grower”