Money Talks

But does it say anything intelligent?
The crowd around Devlin George’s funeral was more interested paying attention to the attendees than paying respects to the recently departed. Dirty, sexy, money boy Jeremy Darling was corralled by local reporters before he even got to the front door.
Sample question: “Do dead people make you sad? And can you buy us lunch?”
Nice work, local news guys. Way to keep us up to date on the big issues. How about telling us something about the plane crash the caused the funeral in the first place?