R-Patz Is Kidnapped In Russia!

This shiz is HIGHlarious.
A desperate and not so stealth Twi-Hard stole a Robert Pattinson cutout from a Russian movie theater over the weekend and it was all caught on tape!
She landed herself on the local news and is now a wanted criminal. (We kid. It’s all in Russian so we don’t know what the hell is going on!)
Check out this amazing video! (above)