Someone, Please, Look At Him!

John Mayer was up to his usual fame-whoring antics outside My House nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday night.

The singer, who no doubt was on the tail end of a night of hard-pAArtying, displayed some less than impressive Jacko-inspired dance moves to exiting clubgoers.

Yawn.

At least flash a little peen to keep it interesting!

Maybe a nip?

We’d even be happy with a butt cheek!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]