The Hills Are Alive Dying To The Sound Of Crappy Ratings!

Even with the uber suspenseful and enticing promos MTV has been running all month long, people still didn’t care to tune in for the return of The Hills on Tuesday.

Bummer.

To be fair, they did pull in a decent number – more than 2.7 million viewers – but considering the CRAZINESS going down in the final days (and the sideshow act called Franken-Heidi), we expected more for them.

Guess this means the guidettes own MTV now! (The last time the Jersey Shore was on the air, it raked in 4.8 million viewers. You do the math!)