There's About To Be A Smelly Situation

First, JWOWW‘s skanky tops, now this.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is getting his own cologne, or so he says.

The abs of steel reality show star was overheard talking about his new stank called, “The Sitch” while partying at Miami’s Mansion nightclub.

Wonder what it’ll smell like?

Gym sweat, tanning bed with a splash of fabric softener?

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