Trainwreck In The Morning

Ryan Seacrest managed to get Britney Spears on his radio show Wednesday morning. Barely.
It was one hot mess!
Unable to speak in full sentences, Britney’s “interview” was filled with a lot of uncomfortable silences and her friend Alli and svengali/puppet master Osama Lutfi did more talking than Spears.
When Seacrest called at 9:10 a.m., the mother of two was still sleeping. After waking up, she was very groggy and seemed out of it.
How did Britney feel on the eve of her new album being released? “It was cool. It was kind of laid-back really,” she told Seacrest.
How did she celebrate? “I didn’t celebrate. We watched movies. That’s about it,” she said.
On Tuesday, Brit Brit also failed to get back custody of her kids.
What kind of promotion will she do for her new album? “This is it,” Spears said.
How does Britney respond to all the negative attention in the media? “I try not to let it get to me,” she muttered. “You just try to keep doing what you do. As long as you know what’s up, that’s what really matters.”
How often will she see her kids? “I dunno. My lawyers handle all that stuff,” the wonderful mother said.
How does she respond to people that criticize her as a mother? “It’s sad how cruel our world can be,” Britney blurted out, emotionless. “You gotta know in your heart that you’re doing the best you can.”
Is she doing the best she can??? “God yeah!”
Then Britney ended the interview abruptly and Alli chatted for a while with Ryan.
Where did Spears go?
“She went to hop in the shower,” Alli said.
Precious!
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