Would You Say Twilight Is "Offensive"?

Kitschy? Yes. Predictable? Of course. But offensive? Bit of a stretch, we think.

Still, the Twilight Saga novels have found themselves on the list, the American Library Association’s Top Ten Most Frequently Challenged Books of 2009 list. Stephenie Meyer’s vampire romance novels landed themselves at spot #5 due to it allegedly being ├óΓé¼┼ôsexually explicit, unsuited to age group, and [having] offensive language.├óΓé¼┬¥

Well that’s the biggest load of piddle shit we have ever heard!

How are sparkling vampires who DON’T kill people unsuited for an age group? How is two people lying in a meadow holding hands sexually explicit? And offensive language? The author is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints! The most offensive word that has ever come out of her mouth was cumquat!

People are WAY too stoopid!