We're getting more and more concerned everyday!

Lindsay Lohan wants to set the record straight: she is not a hoarder she did not get lip injections.

A stoopid rumor circulated around over the weekend saying that LiLo had a filler injection to puff out her lips, resulting in a small cut on her lip. Fed up with the lies, LiLo tweeted out the above pic of her pucker to prove that her lips were the same. She wrote:

"See! my lips are just as they've always been lol-it's nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!"

Yeah, but what's really nuts is that you have the time to care about such ridiculous things. Remember when you had lucrative career and you didn't care? How nice it would be to see you get back to that.

As for us, we never believed she had lip injections. It could have, however, resulted from another altercation with her face.

Just saying.

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Not surprising.

Just eighteen months ago Ne-Yo was rambling on about how Lindsay Lohan's music career was going to take off yet again following the release of her last single "Bossy." He said at the time:

"She did a fantastic job. She actually did a much better job than I thought she was going to do to be honest — I was skeptical at first. But she was on time, motivated and focused."

Wait, Lindsay? Lindsay Lohan?

It appears that Ne-Yo has changed his tune recently bringing up La Loca's stalled third album:

“We were doing some stuff and then it just fell off and hasn't got back on. I'm not gonna hold my breath. Lindsay, when you're ready to get it in, give me a call.”

We wouldn't be holding ours either! It sounds like she has some mayjah shiz to sort through before she gets back to her film OR music careers.

Image via Dimitri Halkidis / WENN.]

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Jessica Alba is coming up on her two-year anniversary with her husband Cash Warren and they couldn't be happier. And she wouldn't be able to say that if she didn't ignore the tabloid "lies."

The actress is positive that rumors linking her husband to Lindsanity via their tongues are absolutely false!

"Lindsay's had to deal with this for so long," said Jessica. "Everyone has to live their life, and that's what people forget when you're in this business – she's really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff."

Like your hoarding over abundance of shoes?!

Alba and Warren are so fed up with the tabloids, they're considering making a TV show about "the ridiculousness of tabloids." Ew!

But things have changed now that she's a mother! Alba's priorities are elsewhere!

"When people wrote lies about me before I had [my daughter] Honor, I'd get upset or I'd get nauseous or I'd get angry or I'd want revenge," she continued. "Now, it's like, it's just so ridiculous and it's not even close to being the truth."

Riiiiight.

[Image via WENN.]

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Somebody help this poor girl!!

It's getting to the point where we can't even crack jokes - Lindsanity, get out before it's too late.

Lindsay Lohan and SaMANtha Ronson are trapped in a nightmarish, ugly on/off relationship that is reportedly becoming abusive.

A source claims,

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time. It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

The two, who have been photographed together recently, are also living in the same West Hollywood building and Samantha, who has a key, regularly lets herself into Lohan's apartment.

Lindsay, if there is any truth to this, here is some honest, serious advice: Whatever you think the two of you had or have, it has turned into something very bad and very toxic, and you two need to get out of each other's lives for a long time if you're ever going to see things rationally again. The best thing you can do sometimes is know when something has run its course and let it go. Even you deserve better.

So sad.

[Image via WENN.]

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Secret celebrity hoarder!

Check out the second installment of La Loca LOLhan's 3-part interview with The Insider (above)!

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It was only a matter of time before the Father of the Year opened his big mouth!

Michael Lohan believes that daughter Lindsay Lohan is hoarding because she feels abandoned — and he even admits to hoarding himself!

"I hoard," says Michael. “I have clothes from the ’80s and people will say to me what are you doing with that sweater? I collect watches … I collect cowboy boots. I think everyone hoards in some way.” He continues:

"You can look at this from a psychological perspective and secondly from a human perspective. People that hoard don’t want to let go of things. They feel like they are abandoned. “I think she was sucked into it [being on The Insider].

"I don’t care what people say — my relationship may be a little strained at times but it’s because I don’t want her doing certain things. You’re not ever going to see me drinking in a club with my daughter. No one knows all the constant texts she sends me. Whenever she needs me I’m the first person she calls."

We hardly believe that, especially after he released those tapes of their private conversations proving he's quite possibly one of the worst fathers in the world!

Michael thinks the divorce between him and ex-wife Dina Lohan has caused Lindsanity to spiral out of control saying, "The divorce destroyed the children. Lindsay has a court appearance on Feb. 18 and I'm definitely going to bring all of this to the attention of the judge."

We don't doubt that for a second — Michael is infamous for yammering on about anything Lindsay-related just to get his name in the press!

Shut UP already!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dina Lohan has nothing to do but comment on her daughter's mess - literally!

On Lindsanity's interview with The Insider, the former actress mentioned that her home is packed with hundreds of pairs of shoes, racks of designer clothes and more bags than she can even keep track off. She's even claiming to be a hoarder!

Well, unless there's a dead animal of feces lying around, you ain't no hoarder! You're just a dumb, spoiled bitch!

"The biggest problem is that I have a lot of stuff," said LiLo. "I finally have most of it in one place."

Her house is relatively new, but the clutter has been around for "a long time – too long."

"This is my home," she continued. "I just want to be much more serene in here and clear."

And Orange Oprah thinks a clean house is just what she needs for her daughter get her life together!

"She's growing up and she's been through a lot," said Dina. "She’s trying to move forward."

Her mom believes that it's because of her busy schedule (i.e. abusing prescription drugs executive producing a TV talk show) that she has not had time to go through her shit!

"My father used to say a disheveled room leads to a disheveled mind," the enabler continued. "We're donating a lot of it to charity. Some of it will go on our Web site lohanhouse.com."

Because, ya know, it's never Lindsay's fault!

"It's not just stuff that she bought," says Dina. "A lot if it is gifted so it's not necessarily stuff she buys. Like, a company will send five pairs of jeans. So we're going to donate items like that."

Oh, boo-fucking-hoo! We're crying for your abundance of luxury that you're too effed to deal with!

"I hope everything is in its place then I will be able to breathe," Lindsay divulged.

Riiiiight.

[Image via WENN.]

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Things got pretty heated on Wednesday night!

SaMAN Ronson was DJing at Crown Bar in El Lay when who else but Lindsay Lohan waltzed in to stir up some trouble! An eyewitness explains:

"Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.

"Lindsay was trying to get Sam's attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn't pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous."

Popping pills and boozing? That's our La Loca!

SaMAN was sick of the sight of her and started teasing her about being drunk saying to LiLo, "Why don't you have another drink?" and "You're a disgrace!"

Ouch! The eyewitness continues:

"That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!"

Lindsay's friends supposedly managed to take her away from the situation and SaMAN was so upset that instead of doing a live set she played a tape instead which pissed off the management who asked her to step down from the DJ booth.

A furious Ronson took her audio cables and left the club unable to play any music for the rest of the night! She was spotted later that night at H.Wood throwing a "diva fit!"

Juicy!

We think Lindsay needs to give up on this SaMAN reunion — it reeks of desperation! But then again, so does LiLo!

[Image via Flashpoint / WENN.]

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In case you missed it….

Watch part 1 of La Loca's chat with The Insider (above).

Amazing amazing hot messness!!!!!!

Part 2 of Lindsanity's chat airs this evening!

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