This Pains Us
Filed under: Eva LongoriaEva Longoria's new husband, Tony Parker, is really taking this rapping this seriously. And it's a serious mess!
Click here to see his new video for Premier Love.
He should try rapping in English. He'd get laughed out of America!
Posted: July 12, 2007 at 10:02 am



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FIRST!
I dont think it sounds bad…I think its just weird seeing him rap
it is not that bad at all.
oh my..i've always hated french rap..i want to cry..poor eva..but the lyrics are kinda cute
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I like it. I dont udnerstand it but I like it.
I dont think its rap.. What is he saying?
Kinda sexy.
Tragic. He is looking REALLY GAY here!!
lmao. wow. I wonder if he raps to Eva like that in bed haha
come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol well if it makes him happy. good luck
Didn't know he spoke french…. ahah, but the lyrics are soo cheesy!
this is called the Keving Federline syndrome…stop him before he discovers CORN ROWS!!
Its pretty good.. MC Solar ( Sex and the City Season 6) is better.
I think my inner ear drum is bleeding…what the F**k he say!!
dude stick to ball and that hot piece of latina culo your hitched to for the rest of your life!!
he's no mc solaar…thats for damn sure.
can't blame a guy for dreaming i suppose…
Your crazy Perez! I think its hot
He should colab with K-Fed that would be hardcore! Lol what a douche!
He is French, hense he speaks the language. Born in Belgium actually - raised in France, how do you think he got recruited by the NBA?
Anyway, it wasn't THAT bad…but he other guy that sings in his song was better.
Horrid!
i loved it too!
The video sucks, but if you speak French, its actually not that bad. Its really more R&B.
I prefer Fatal Bazooka and his french ragga gay
He was good- he could be popular in France with that.
hi i'm french and u can be sure…..it's horrible.. the lyrics are pathetic and totaly ridiculous…..beurk
awww bless his little heart… it's alot more sincere of an attempt versus some of his other bball colleagues that have come out tryin to crossover
I totally disagree… I think its hott… Nice to know he's multi talented; Wish I knew what he was saying…
The rythmn is not bad i just can understand it. So dont critize unless you know what he is saying. punk ass bitch
I LOVE IT! Because the language is different and u don't understand doesn't mean it sucks. I thought the beat was smooth and the guy that is doing the singing has a great voice. I LOVE IT…doesn't hurt that he's hot either.
he's so blah!
IT REALLY ISN'T BAD IT'S NOT LIKE AMERICAN RAP WHICH IS GOOD BUT IT'S KINDA ALMOST SEXY. NOT BAD THOUGH
I liked it….. wish I knew what he was saying but he sounds nice …
Very hard to follow! I am out of breath…from wondering when he's going to finish singing!! Maybe not a good idea. His voice sounds decent enough, but I don't get what's "rappy" about it. I don't know. I have to say the obvious: "Keep your night job."
The lyrics are cute but i dont know the lyrics and the music dont match together ! Not quiet sure he should rap…France has loads of french rapper very good and am afraid to say…little parker is not one of them. But hey, keep trying Titi
I really don't know what to say to this… It's rap… but not rap? I guess you can't help but sound "white" in French.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I actually kinda like it! I mean, if I understood french I might even buy the record!
I honestly didn't think it was bad
Possibly b/c I don't watch basketball and don't have TP associated with it, I really liked the song. It's one of the best I've heard in a while! It's very sweet and doesn't try to hard.
I think it is good - Perez you need to be more open minded.
He looks like he's sporting a baby bump.
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I LOVED IT!
i love french rap! omg that song was sooo good! at least Eva longoria wasn't in it!!!
Thank god I don't speak French.
I actually dont think it sounds bad. It's kinda sexy!
r u stupid?!?! you clearly don't know what french rap is… sucks to be ignorant
it's really cute if you understand the lyrics
Eh là c'est pas si pire!
it's really cute and not that bad if u understand french
ok…I'm french and i can tell you the lyrics SUCKS!!!!oh my god what with the "t'étais mon premier love" thing?? and the "tu es la flèche de mon Cupidon" or something ridiculous like that???
well it's is dream so…but he way better playing basketball!!!
LOVE IT……….Any french person would agree!!!
Very European sounding… actually wasn't bad at all. Should do well in Europe.
shite ! i never thought he'd be effin zexy mumblin in french ! O_o
If you understand french, you can see it's a really amazing song,
beautiful lyrics!
j'avais déja entendu cette chanson au moment de sa 1ère sortie, et je suis très contente qu'elle soit ressortie car elle déchire!!!!!
I think it's kinda cute….the french always sound soo sexy!
WOW! I LOVED it!
Hey.. it's not bad… better than K-Fed!
I love this lmao i think its rlly gud, but hey I like french rap!
Be easy P-Nasty… I like this song
if only you could understand the lyrics…this is ridiculous
come on tony, stick to basketball
I like it. The video is lame, but I want to hear it on the Radio.
perez, u dont even know what their saying, so dont hate on tony! go spurs go!
There's nothing wrong with this video. Spoken like a true hater.
It's beautiful. I like it. The background music is gorgeous, the french is very nice.
Stop being so negative about everyone and everything Perez. You're really getting on my nerves.
Do you have to be so hateful just to be hateful?
it would of been better if eva was in there lol !
whut tha hell wuz that mess?
He's got talent, the lyrics are cute as hell and the music video isn't half as corny as most french ones tend to be. More power to him.
Tony Parker has got no charisma! that was so dire, I can't tell you. Perez, how scary that so many of you readers liked it! WTF!!!!
franchement je préfère sa zik balance toi cell la es un pe too much!!!^^
mai j'ador TP je sui super fier k'il chante en français:)
This is Germany calling ;o).. I like it…. Won't become a super summer hit over here in Europe but it's good enough for warm lazy summer nights on the beach! ;o)
C 'est franchement pas terrible et j'appelle pas ça du rap mais du R&B de base
J'aime pas
The words are so cheesy. He sings abot his first love and how they are still friends. Wonder how Eva likes that?
For those french noobs, know that french rap is different than american's … yes! there's a world outside the US that do thing their ways.
its not bad at all ..stop hating!
This french rap shit is one of the reasons I left Quebec.
I didn't hate it
For those french noobs, know that french rap is different than american's … yes! there's a world outside the US that do thing their ways.
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HAHA, and this is actually pretty bad compare to the first one, that was already ridiculous……….
French people are so sorry, we do appologize for such a musical disaster..
Mon Dieu. C'est horrrible.
It IS a mess!! He better not quit his day job. Love you Perez!
I LIKE IT!!! and he's really cute!
there is a world outside America you fuckin rednecks
Yeah….I just don't really like it. Not even in French.
LOVE ITTTT He sounds so SEXY!!!
Sorry Perez, I may be a sucker for the French language….but that song sounds pretty hot to me….and the guy doing the R&B singing in English is not half bad either
perez you obviously don't know how famous he is here in france… he's on all the magazine covers and this song is going to play nonstop on the french mtv, just like his last one.
besides, for people who speak french (like me) it's not bad at all! atleast he's not singing about getting with girls and sports cars etc.
perez you obviously don't know how famous he is here in france… he's on all the magazine covers and this song is going to play nonstop on the french mtv, just like his last one.
besides, for people who speak french (like me) it's not bad at all! atleast he's not singing about getting with girls and sports cars etc.
Being from Canada, I speak French - his lyrics are actually very good.
the lyrics of the song are kinda cheesy, but it doesn't sound bad because of the other guy's voice.
WTF! LOL!!!! A fresh hair cut, a cleaner line up and a facial would not hurt either. Needs better male grooming!!!!!
I really liked it. He's hot in the video.
I speak french; the song is good but not the singer.
I actually liked it!
It's seriously not bad … if you understand French of course.
If you would understand, you would like it and, in Europe, this is their style of rap…not snoop…more like IAM and Ma cité va craquer… (google search people!!!) it's soft and cute if you ask me!
PLEASE!
i think he actually did a great job. maybe sound weird cuz it' not in english but if you listen to other french rap's…he really did good…i kinda like the song.
Its not THAT bad….i mean, hey….the guy can speak french and thats impressive enough on its own.