What's Going On????

Drama! Drama! Drama!
You know we LOVE it!
OK! magazine had a nice little deal with Larry Birkhead. They paid him a lot of money and he whored out his baby daughter.
The mag was all set to publish exclusive pictures of little Dannielynn‘s first birthday in a few weeks but has now cancelled and sent out a cryptic press release saying that Larry is shady and doing some shady shiz with Howard K. Stern.
Surprise. Suprise.
“OK! Magazine has uncovered explosive allegations regarding Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and baby Danielynn, prompting the magazine to cancel our exclusive coverage of Danielynn’s first birthday party. OK! has been with Daniellynn since birth — bringing to the world her first meeting with her biological father and first Father’s Day. In keeping with that tradition, we very much looked forward to showing you her first birthday. However, the newly-obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating. Furthermore, it makes it impossible for OK!, in good conscience, to promote this family’s highly questionable relationship in our pages. Next week’s issue of OK! will bring all of the unfortunate, relevant details to light.”
Furthermore from OK! editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens:
“It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn’s life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we — and I — care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it’s unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all.”
Oh, snap.
This is the second time OK! has burned a star. Remember the number they pulled on Britney Spears.
We thought they were supposed to be the “celebrity friendly” magazine?
Hey, we love it! Bring it on!
Backstab all you want! We can’t get enough of this shiz and can’t wait to her about Shady Larry and Shady Howard!