
We guess the much-anticipated showdown between Caroline Manzo and Danielle Staub is still out of the cards, folks!
It's been long rumored that the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star, not-so-affectionately called a "Prostitution Whore" by Teresa Giudice in the table-flipping first season finale, might be showing up the reality show's fifth season in either part or full-time capacity, but according to new sources with the Bravo network…it

Hammer down your tables and weaves!
Season five of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is gonna be a bigger shitshow than we EVER imagined!
Melissa Gorga has revealed that rumors of Caroline Manzo's departure from the series were 100 percent FALSE!
The pop singer reality star told reports:

Up is down, down is up — This defies the laws of physics!
We don't understand how or why (okay, we kinda understand why) this has happening, but new reports claim Danielle Staub WILL RETURN to the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey!
A show insider reveals:

Phew!
Talk about dodging one HELLUVA bullet!
While ex-Real Housewives of New Jersey castmember Danielle Staub - who was fired in 2010 following two, ahem, 'volatile' seasons - revealed recently that she had met with Bravo exec Andy Cohen about possibly RETURNING to reality series, sources close to the network have confirmed that there is NO WAY she'll find herself back in Franklin Lakes!
Insiders reveal that while Cohen

Not bad, Danielle Staub!
Could this be the newest celeb fad — taking calls from fans and dishing out advice for a price??
Turns out a new service called Dial A Star, which is super uninspiring for a title, connect fans with celebs like

So this is where Z-listers' careers go to wither away and die!
Oh wait, they actually seem to be festering!
Apparently, 'celebrities' like Danielle Staub, Jersey Shore's Staten Island dump Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen's call-girl Capri Anderson, the one that got away from Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Octo-mom, Dina and Michael Lohan, and of course, Tila Tequila, now work for a website called Dial-A-Star.com, which allows their fans the opportunity to speak with them - for anywhere between $10-20 per MINUTE!

Hmmm - wonder if this one is fact, or just another attack via some former - or current - castmembers?!
During production of the Real Housewives of New Jersey's fourth season, Teresa Giudice apparently tried to set up her sister-in-law and co-star, Melissa Gorga, to be outed as a stripper, and now, there are reports that Jacqueline Laurita skipped out on the recent reunion episodes - because she was afraid she would ALSO be outed as an exotic dancer during her time living in Las Vegas!
According to an insider: