As we mentioned last week, it seems no one really cares to watch Jenny Aniston anymore.

Brad Pitt's former wife had a guest appearance on 30 Rock, but unfortunately for the show, that resulted in their lowest rated episode this season.

And now, when 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin was asked what it was like to make out with Maniston, he responded seriously sarcastically, "It was painful. I mean, every man who's had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don't know how they do it."

Are we sure he was joking????

And when asked if he thought "unstable women," like the one Maniston was playing on the show, were better in bed, Baldwin had to think about it. Especially considering his past relationship with ex-wife Kim Basinger.

Baldwin responded with, "That's assuming I've been with crazy women. If I answer that question in the affirmative, that would type a woman I've been with as being crazy, which I don't really feel like doing. But I hear it's true. I hear from my friends it's true."

Wonder what John Mayer thinks of Jen in the sack?

He probably doesn't care either way. From what we've heard, he usually only does it from behind!

[Image via WENN.]

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In case you missed it….

Saturday Night Live made fun of the ladies from The View this past weekend.

It was pretty hilar, especially the impersonation of Elizabitch!

Check it out (above).

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Left, center, right — SNL welcomes politicians of all political stripes and that's how it should be, sayd Alec Baldwin.

Here's what he has to say to those who protested Sexy Sarah's SNL invite.

When Alec isn't angry he makes a whole lotta sense!

Saturday Night Live is a comedy show. It's not Meet the Press. It doesn't "ask the tough questions" or "set the agenda." It attempts, with varying degrees of success, to make people laugh. That's it. Whether they skewer and savage people in order to do so, they don't care. When you come on a show like that, you are prepared in advance to get worked over. Palin knew that. Palin came on to be a good sport. And she was. She was polite, gracious. (More so than some of the famous actors who come through there, believe me.)

However, I assume that, like Meet the Press, SNL feels an obligation to offer their special forum to any and all public figures and officials who are current. Headline making. And in SNL's case, would make for a hit show. Several people decried SNL for giving her a spot on the show. You're kidding, right? The woman is the Vice Presidential nominee of one of the two major parties in this country. Don't put her on SNL? With all of her exposure and the Tina Fey performance? What reality are you in?

If you think an appearance on Saturday Night Live would sway voters and actually effect the outcome of the election, you may have more contempt for the electorate of this country than the Republican National Committee does. And that's a lot of contempt.

Good points!

What do U think????

[Baldwin image via WENN. Palin image via AP Photo.]

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Check out the Republican Vice Presidential nominee's two appearances on SNL this weekend (above).

Nice cameos from Alec Baldwin, Mark Wahlberg and Tina Fey, of course.

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As many of you recall, Alec Baldwin was exposed on a voicemail recording last year calling his 11 year-old daughter a "rude, thoughtless little pig."

We guess that's better than a "rude, thoughtless little Bitch," right?

The outburst came as a result of him being upset over Ireland (the daughter) not answering his calls.

But, Baldwin is now blaming the bitter and ongoing custody battle with his ex-wife, Kim Basinger, for causing the anger he was feeling when he left that voicemail.

On Monday, while promoting his new book, A Promise to Ourselves, Baldwin spoke to a crowd at San Francisco's Commonwealth Club.

He said to them, "I'm disappointed, I'm ashamed to say this: You get angry. I wanted to see my daughter."

In the book Baldwin "rails against the family court system in Los Angeles, offers advice based on his own experience with divorce litigation and talks about how one parent can turn a child against another parent."

He also admits that he's apologized to his daughter Ireland for the message which he adds was wrong and "horrified" him.

Though, he has gone on to say that the tape should not have been released without his permission and blames Basinger for the release. She obviously denies it.

Funny, Baldwin blames everyone but himself!

[Image via WENN.]

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So smart, yet so dumb when he's fired up!

It sounds like Alec Baldwin let his temper get the best of him again.

According to reports, the 30 Rock star got into a screaming match with a limo driver at the U.S. Open parking lot on Sunday.

Alec's BMW and the driver's town car nearly collided, sources say.

The actor's mouthpiece defended him and said that he was 'cut off'.

Our 'Alec rage' file is getting pretty hefty!

[Image via WENN.]

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Scapegoating makes ratings loser 30 Rock look desperado, Alec!

Blowhard Alec Baldwin whined in a recent interview that NBC hasn't done much to promote his show as opposed to My Name Is Earl, which he thinks sucks.

Says the belligerent daddy:

"NBC hasn't done a thing to help this show ('30 Rock'). They've gone out of their way to wring the last drops out of 'My Name Is Earl' and 'Scrubs.' Those shows are done! They're cooked! Yet they do a one-hour episode of 'Earl.'"

No surprise, Baldwin's pout infuriated My Name Is Earl creator Greg Garcia.

Garcia issued a scathing statement in response:

"(Baldwin) sounds like a psychotic narcissist. Instead of blaming NBC, I think Alec should consider that some people in America may not want to watch a man who cusses out his own 11-year-old daughter on a phone message. Oh, and the reason NBC occasionally puts on an hour long episode of 'Earl' is because an hour of 'Earl' gets better ratings than an 'Earl' followed by a '30 Rock.' It's called math, stupid."

Ouchie!

At least 30 Rock has gimicky guest stars to help the cause this season, Alec.

It gets better!

Alec Baldwin sort of apologized to the Earl cast but then throws a low blow:

My apologies to the cast and crews of My Name Is Earl and Scrubs. In my frustration with NBC's reprehensible promotion of 30 Rock, I took an unfortunate swipe at both of those shows and that was not cool.

But, for Earl's creator, Greg Garcia, who referred to me as a "psychotic", I have only one question. Why are you Scientologists always rendering these medical opinions you aren't qualified to give?

This is getting good!

What's next?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dane Cook hates the poster for his new movie, and he wants the world to know about it!

The actor just posted the following on his official blog:

"Dear Diary

Before the downpour let me just say that my new movie, "My Best Friends Girl," is the best / funniest film I've done yet. It's got a terrific cast. Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, and myself really kicked the funny around. This movie showcases our talents accordingly as it expands on them. It's a fun R-rated flick. An edgy comedy with a dash of romance.

That being said, let me address the fact that although I'm not a marketing major, I have a bit of a trusted reputation after 18 years self promoting. I'd like to inform you I had no say in this marketing campaign, but if I did, things would be different since it is obvious that this poster is boring / odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in.

Here are a few things that truly blow about my upcoming movie poster to promote the release of the film opening on September 19th:

1. Graphics:
Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with
3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using "You Suck at Photoshop" templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.

2. My head:
The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Brittany Spears' vagina.

3. The Stare.
My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudsons hair. Kate's mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half stunned, half corsage.

4. Lips:
It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!

5. Fashion:
My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It's going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I'm also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.

6. Flesh:
It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the fuckin' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond's dolls would look at me and say "shit … that guys got flawless skin!"

7. Hair:
It's actually a close up shot of Tom Sellecks Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin'.

8. The set:
Pick one. This entire film takes place:

A. on Gattaca
B. at the Fortress of Solitude
C. inside a crystal wind chime

9. The cast:
Alec Baldwin is so fucking funny in this movie! Is he on the poster? I think so. He plays the wise talking plant Jason is clutching.

10. Final thoughts:
I set out to make a movie like the contemporary men and women, that you and I respect, are making. My generation of comedians, actors, directors and producers that I wish to collaborate with as I build a solid body of work.

Granted, one poster stinking up the joint isn't the end of the world. Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain. I really love the film and I know from past missteps marketing wise that the wrong poster sends the wrong audience into the theater.

Thanks again for all of your support. If you have not seen the red band trailer (which is excellent and represents the flick accordingly) click on the link at the top of this page.

PS - "Its funny what love can make you do." I just threw up all over this awful poster.
Wow, wait … it looks better.

Hey … I love my new movie. Jeez … it IS funny what love can make you do."

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"I've been single for seven years and as I get older, I think all I want is to be loved. The world becomes a place where you think, let everyone else have it. Let them all fight over jobs and money . . . You want things in life that are lovely."

- Alec Baldwin tells the NY Post

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