No way! Like we said, Justin and Michelle are just friends!
Wait, is this the Biebs' boat? It sure looks like it! Then again, every yacht in Ibiza, right?
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
We can't even share the video — it's too hard to watch.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission recently shared a picture and information about a rare gopher tortoise that was tortured and ultimately killed by two teenage girls from Orange Park, Florida.
The video posted online showed the two girls dousing the tortoise in alcohol before setting it on fire, and then laughing and screaming as the tortoise tried to run away. They also threw the tortoise down the street and stomped on its shell until it broke and the tortoise died.
There are always all sorts of crazy things coming out of Russia.
It's usually crazy random street fights in the middle of traffic, caught on a dash cam or something.
But this time when a person was driving along a highway, they grabbed their camera to record something you don't see everyday, even in Russia!
A dog was riding on top of a pick up truck, while it was flying down the road!!
We hate to be the ones to break this to you, but…
If you are 1) addicted to getting tattoos or piercings, 2) a resident of New York, and 3) also happen to be a dog… well, your life just got RUFF!
Also, if you're a tattoo-addicted canine, HOW ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS? Seriously, WHO taught you that? We're not even mad! That's AH-Mazing! You should go on tour!
But we digress!
The state of NY passed a law earlier this week OUTLAWING the tattooing or piercing of animals!!!
Get to work, New Jersey pig-f**kers! It's only a matter of time before banging living bacon is a crime!
Actually, don't. That's nasty.
At any rate, state lawmakers who apparently just realized bestiality wasn't actually against any state laws are finally rushing out a new bill which will outlaw sex between people and other animals!
Satao was a seriously impressive elephant who lived in Tsavo East National park in northern Kenya.
He was one of the last of the great tuskers: genetically unique bull elephants whose tusks are so huge, they can rest them on the ground while standing.
Sadly, Satao was killed by poachers.
Margaret Howe Lovatt was an animal researcher caught up in the weirdness of the 1960's.
The weirdness we speak of is the Nasa-funded experiment on the U.S. Virgin Islands where Margaret tried to teach a dolphin named Peter to speak English.
Margaret lived with Peter the dolphin in a normal, domestic home… that just happened to be filled with knee-deep water!
She and Peter lived together and their friendship pretty quickly blossomed into something more…
This is so wrong!
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy have been involved in a major custody battle for their daughter Bryn in Manhattan recently, but Bethenny is bringing up an incident that involved her pet pup Cookie and Jason Hoppy!
And Bethenny is claiming her estranged husband totally mistreated her pooch!
Here's what she said in court on Friday