We'll just assume Ceiling Eyes believes in free love!!!!!

Audrina Patridge does not want to make any snap judgements on the status of her relationship with ex, Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan.

"I've been having fun with him," says the reality star. "I don't want to jinx anything, so I'm not going to label it! He's one of the nicest, sweetest guys I've ever met. We'll see."

Ceiling Eyes and her fuck buddy ex have been spotted making out several times and most recently in Las Vegas.

No labels is just the less crude way of saying "no strings attached"!!!!

Fuckbuddies!

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Meow!

Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole took to her Twitter to do have some "words" with The Hills actress Audrina Patridge after she called her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, a "whore" whom she is "way more famous than."

Then after some repartweet, Nicole wrote, "Listen CEILING eyes.. not only are you a WHORE you are the dumbest human being I have EVER met so don't talk shit about Brody."

Looking for a little more camera time Jayde?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

[Images via WENN.]

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The rumor is true!

There IS hell on Earth!!!!

Her show has just been picked up! By MTV, of course.

Ceiling Eyes will star in her own reality series on MTV, tentatively titled The Audrina Show, which will focus on her personal and professional life!

What professional life?!

Her solo project is being produced by Mark Burnett, the man who has capitalized on America's fascination with train wrecks.

Will U tune in?!

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Looks like Ceiling Eyes is so over her brief fling with Star Trek's Chris Pine and is in the mood for somethin' a little more serious!

Patridge was seen swapping spit with her former boy toy, Australian BMXer Corey Bohan, at Tao Beach in Vegas over the weekend!

Onlookers were subjected to watching the two "sneaking kisses" all day, and Bonhan "had his arm around her in their cabana."

Once night fell, Ceiling Eyes spent the evening in a VIP skybox at Tao Nightclub throwing back vodka while curled up on the BMX rider's lap.

We give it two weeks, tops!

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Hasbeen Jesse Metcalfe was spotted Wednesday night pAArtying with some friends at Madame Royale nighclub in Los Angeles.

The former Desperate Housewives part-time gardener was looking rather dull while trying to rock some sandals as he made his way to the club. He also seemed to have his right thumb bandaged up.

We can only begin to imagine how he injured his finger!

Wonder how that acting "career" of his is going?

Also spotted at the nightclub was The Hills star, ceiling eyes Audrina Patridge sans Chris Pine.

P.S. Men should NEVER wear shoes like that to a club!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Metcalfe image via National Photo Group, Patridge image via Kokopix/WENN.]

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That didn't take long!

Only a couple of weeks since they were first linked together, reports are now coming in that Chris Pine has split from his Hill's lady Audrina Patridge.

A source tells Us Weekly the reasoning behind the split was Chris' dislike of the constant media attention their relationship was creating: "Chris got freaked out by all the attention and pulled away. He's a shy guy and doesn't want to be in the spotlight."

Tough break, Audrina, but you'll find someone else to flaunt around soon enough. Thing is, you need someone who is as much as a famewhore as you.

If Heidi can find Spencer, you'll have no trouble at all!

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When rumors swirled that Speidi would be replaced by a fellow Hills star after quitting I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here, Audrina Patridge stated that she would never join the show and her manager released a statement saying, "Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she's a star."

Well, you know Spencer Pratt was not going to take that lying down!

His thoughts????

"Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called Star Trek doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho," exclaimed Spencer in response to Audrina's comment.

That was harsh!!!!

Audrina should know better than to get in Heidi and Spencer's way!

Don't mess with them unless you want to be publicly dragged through the mud!

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In what may be the biggest famewhore ploy in the history of garbage television, Speidi's Hills co-stars are starting some beef with them about replacing the pair on I'm Irrelevant…Give Me Attention I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!.

When called for comment, Ceiling Eyes' manager said, "Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she's a star."

No, Audrina's eyes are star-gazing, but she certainly isn't one of them. We do have to give her credit for at least trying - bitch has been in movies, and she's never pretended to be more important than she is.

And Brody's rep issued a statement saying, "No … Brody's not that hungry for bugs or camera time."

The only bugs Brody wants are the ones he picks and eats of off his Bromantical friends' heads.

We feel a little used!

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We don't understand it!

If we were dating someone as hot as Chris Pine, why in hell would we tell anyone otherwise?

Audrina Patridge must have her reasons because she still stands by that they are not together, even though they were seated together at last night's MTV Movie Awards. She swears that she was completely oblivious to the seating arrangements.

She says: “I had no idea. I can only say… that I’m single, I’m single! I’m just here to have fun. I had no idea he was sitting there.”

Yeah, sure, okay. In the words of Paris Hilton: FAKE!

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