Archive for the 'Chelsea Handler' Category

LOL!! We LOVE gossip girl Kristen Bell SO much!!

Really, she's the best. Did U see her meltdown over meeting a baby sloth the other day?? Click here if U didn't, it's honestly going down as one of the best clips of the year!

But on to another HIGHlarious clip!! She recently when on Chelsea Lately to promote Big Miracle, but she ended up talking mostly about this one plane trip with A-Rod!!

It was late at night… it was dark… Kristen had her hands full…

Guess what she had her hand full of and presSsSs plaaaYyY to find out!!

Does Chelsea Handler know how to make any kind of joke that isn't a sexual one?

Fine, okay - does she know how to make any jokes that aren't either sexual OR alcohol based ones??

Ha!

So, if we're being honest, we didn't even know that Chelsea was in This Means War, with Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, and Tom Hardy. Was she in the trailers? If she was, we were too busy watching the boys be super handsome! Can't blame us!

Anyway, the higher ups at the studio kept

Or so she says! Personally, we think Joan Rivers caught up with her and showed her who's boss! Ha!

We kid, we kid! Joan's too classy too result to violence. Plus, getting physical is never the answer.

Anyway, on this morning's broadcast of Live With Kelly, Chelsea Handler confirmed reports that she pAArtied so hard at New York's Provocateu club this week, she ended up in a back brace! Ouchie!

Even still, Chelsea managed to make it to the show and stay in good spirits. She even hinted that some other activity aside from dancing was the cause of her injury. How charming!

Check out the video (above) to hear Chelsea chat about her wild night out with Kelly Ripa.

We already know Chelsea Handler's seen it…now the world can too!

50 Cent was recently victorious when he bet 500,000 big ones on the Giants-49ers game.

Now, he's making the Super Bowl interesting by betting with a Twitter follower on the big game.

The follower,

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Nick Cannon has responded to Chelsea Handler's horrible comments about Mariah Carey and her weight.

As he should, because nobody should brush comments like she made aside -- especially if you're Mariah's husband.

Here's what Chelsea said:

"Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey I'm sure doesn't have a great sense of humor. She's ridiculous. What is her game plan? What kind of person operates like that? She's worse than like Elizabeth Taylor. She's just so ridiculous with her body. You see her one day and she's 50 pounds heavier or light…there's nothing real about her and her Hello Kitty or whatever."

Ugh. So terrible.

Here's what Nick said back:

"I hear @ChelseaHandler is out there talking s**t about my wife again! She's lucky I'm trying to live right now! Jesus my cup runneth over. I think @ChelseaHandler is still bitter that she got blasted on my radio show! It's okay I still love you! When miserable people see happiness they must attack it. You know me, I'm always up for a good joke or wise crack but when people talk about my family the 'Hood' in me wants to come out! I've learned cooler heads prevail. Life is too short to focus on negativity!"

That's the perfect way to respond, Nick!

People struggle with weight every day, especially those who are trying to get healthy. Part of the reason why it's so hard is because people like Chelsea Handler make shitty comments like that. It does nothing for self-esteem, and she should be ashamed!

Mariah, you're beautiful! We said it before and we'll say it again!

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Chelsea Handler decided that it'd be a good thing to rip on Mariah Carey's weight fluctuations.

We disagree. That shizz is low!

Here's what she said:

“She's worse than Elizabeth Taylor. She's just so ridiculous with her body. You see her one day and she's like 50 pounds heavier or lighter. I mean, what is she doing? I don't even understand what hemisphere people like that operate in. There's nothing real about her and her Hello Kitty whatever…”

We get it, we know you're under a lot of stress to keep that new incredible and critically acclaimed show running! We bet the hardest part is making sure those pre-recorded laughs are in the right spots!

Just kidding, there is no excuse. Weight is a fluctuating thing for people, especially for people who struggle with it.

We feel for you, Mariah! Weight loss and maintaining is tough! Don't listen to the haters that just don't get it and then decide to be vocal about things they know nothing about!

You're beautiful how you are!

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Team Joan all the way, people! Joan Rangers, we want to hear you loud and proud on this!

Everybody knows that if you want to talk trash about someone, there is no better place to do it than on Howard Stern's radio show. First of all, nobody listens to it, so whatever you say will probably go unheard. And secondly, the person you are bad-mouthing has zero chance of ever being invited onto the show the day after you, so they won't get to respond to every nasty thing you've said about them.

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