A dog acting in Mirren's hit play The Audience was stripped of its job after it failed to obey Mirren's commands.
The dog is named Lizzy and was supposed to run across the stage at Mirren's command, but refused to so not once, not twice, but for 18 consecutive plays.
Well, you know the old saying.
Fool me once - shame on you, but fool me 18 times and you're fired!
And this time, she's making some pretty SERIOUS allegations against the officers involved in her Thursday night arrest for drug possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence!
The troubled starlet took to her social networking page this afternoon to continue denying her legal drama this week, which involved her allegedly smoking pot in her apartment building's lobby and then throwing her bong out the window when police began searching her place, and now, she's asserted that one of the officers at the scene sexually harassed her by "slapping" her VAGINA!