That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
This Super Bowl won't be having this commercial!
GoDaddy has pulled an ad from the big game after a number of critics complained about the fact that the commercial seems to be OK with people who have puppy mills and support other "inhumane breeding" practices.
The short commercial featured a lost puppy finding its way home only to discover its owner sold the pup on a GoDaddy website.
And the pup is then driven away by none other than Danica Patrick!
But the backlash must've been pretty huge because the commercial has already been
There's been a trend in recent years where Super Bowl advertisers have been spoiling themselves!
Some companies would prefer to keep their super expensive Super Bowl commercials under wraps until the big day.
But now it seems like more and more advertisers are trying to get people amped up about their ad spots weeks before they air!
GoDaddy is going to have a Super Bowl commercial in 2015 and guess what… it's gonna star Danica Patrick and a cute puppy! Big surprise! LOLz!
They're getting started early, advertising their upcoming advertisement by asking for help naming the pup! They tweeted:
Wow! We're so glad no one was seriously injured because that looks like one heck of a wreck!
During lap 146 of the 500 lap race, Kevin Harvick in car 4 bumped into Brian Scott in car 33. After that, the dominoes began falling and cars started smashing.
After a few collisions, Aric Almirola in car 43 shot across the track and slammed into Danica, which made her lose control.
It sent her slamming into the wall pretty hard and through her incredible driving skills she was able to keep her car from spinning out.
She eventually got her destroyed vehicle to the inside of the track, out of the way of the other drivers.
Things looked pretty darn bad, watching the cars from far away… but from inside the car?
Danica really gets knocked around good, she's lucky she didn't get seriously injured. The in-car footage is pretty brutal!
Check out the video (above) and you'll see how lucky Danica is to be uninjured.
P.s. - Dale Earnhardt, Jr. went on to win the race, in case you were wondering.
Wait, it wasn't Twitter? Facebook?
No??? How else would she — you're saying it was Swim Daily, a website controlled by Sports Illustrated?
How does that happen??
Regardless, there it was up on the site, super uncensored. The crazy thing is that at the time of writing this,
Here they are, folks: the real reasons you watch the Super Bowl!
We've been collecting all the released and leaked ads leading up to the big game, and we've put them all in neat little place for you so you can watch them all!
The only problem is, you're gonna have to work on your acting — you'll need to pretend to be surprised by them in front of all your friends!
First watch one of many Dannon Oikos yogurt ads with John Stamos (above) and THEN, watch 'em all AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Danica Patrick has always been able to toe that line between being in what's traditionally considered man's sport (which is such BS!) and keeping her feminine side — but that was BEFORE she landed this Super Bowl commercial!
LOOK AT THAT BODY!!
Granted, it's totally a body suit… but still! That's what she'd look like if she became a body builder!
We guess we shouldn't say 'landed' when it comes to the commercial, because she's been repping Go Daddy (they sponsor her car, too!) for a while now. Still, it's going to air during the Super Bowl which is always a major deal!
Check out some BTS clips to see that suit in motion AFTER THE JUMP!!!