This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
Make new friends, but keep the old — one is silver, and the other… is a prostitution whore!
Our casting suspicions were confirmed by Real Mr. Housewife on Wednesday, whose industry insiders claim the mother-of-two will be back for the first time since her devastating Season 2 departure, saying:
Oh, how the tables have
That's because less than a month after taking a yoga class together, the Bravolebrity bestiez sparked reconciliation rumors AGAIN over the weekend!
You see, the show actually made Tre and Dani's newfound friendship canon by including their workout photo in Sunday night's RHONJ finale… only to bring up their SECOND yoga adventure during Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live! immediately after.
Apparently, the former frenemies are regular ol' friends now — and they're no longer afraid of trash talking the people who used to stand between them!
But while we're happy to see them put their past behind them… we can't help but think this might mean more Danielle in Season 8!!!
Just don't get rid of Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania to make room for her! Jacqueline Laurita, on the other hand…
Ch-ch-check out Teresa and Melissa Gorga's must-see WWHL moment (below)!!!
She's giving them the run around… literally!
Jacqueline Laurita proved she was incapable of ever being friends with Teresa Giudice again during Real Housewives of New Jersey this season, but that's not the only friendship she destroyed in the process.
In fact, during the RHONJ finale on Sunday night, Jac pretty much let newbies Dolores Catania and Siggy Flicker know how little they meant to her by abandoning them in a parking lot!
Apparently, when the five main cast members sat down for their last supper together, Jacqueline's "sickness" forced her to leave the restaurant early — something Tre and Melissa Gorga barely even acknowledged.
However, Dolores and Siggy did their best to catch Jac before she drove away… and she literally left them in the dust!
When will these women learn she's not worth the effort??
Ch-ch-check out the highlight of Sunday night's RHONJ finale (below)!!!
Do we need our eyes checked?!
For those Real Housewives of New Jersey novices, Teresa and Danielle have always had a very contentious relationship during the show. From a table flip (PROSTITUTION WHORE) to an attempted assault at a reunion taping, these two did NOT get along. In fact, the duo's feud lasted long after Staub left the show in 2010.
If you're a visual person, here's a few examples of what we're talking about:
Family may be her life… but she's not doing so hot in the friend department right now.
It all started during the Manzo'd with Children third season premiere when Caroline insulted Teresa during a family trip to an abandoned prison.
When asked whether celebrities really get special treatment in jail, the Manzo matriarch smugly responded:
We need this, like, yesterday!
The 20th time's the charm?
In fact, her fights with Teresa Giudice were so infamous that many Bravo fans still follow Danielle all these years later.
And that's a good thing for the mother-of-two, because we're happy to announce that she's officially engaged — again!
According to her Facebook relationship status, Danielle got engaged to her now-fiancé Joe Masalta back on August 16, but people only started to notice the change this weekend.
We're not sure if Teresa's claim that Danielle had been engaged 19 times before has any truth to it, but whether this is her first or her 20th, we're happy for her.
Congratulations, Danielle and Joe!
[Image via Derrick Salters/WENN.]