Is someone bullshitting a bullshitter?

Michael Lohan seems to think so!

Ex-wife Dina Lohan is reportedly taking legal action to put Michael in prison over his multiple recent releases of phone calls about their daughter, Lindsay Lohan.

Dina claimed that the calls were made while she was under a criminal protection order that banned Michael from contacting her by email or phone until 2011. Michael's response?

"It's bullshit. I called the house to talk to the kids and she would get on the phone and tell me all this stuff. I couldn't control that. I have all the tapes to prove it."

Michael even says that Dina would call him drunk and rambled on about her life's problems, including her boyfriend!

LOLs!

Now those are the tapes we'd actually want to hear!

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And now, he'll claim to be a martyr!!!

Due to a protective order filed by Dina Lohan, Michael is prohibited from communicating with his estranged wife by email or phone from 2005 to 2011.

Although they leaked recently, those La Loca-centered tapes were allegedly made in 2008!

If he's convicted, he'll be enjoying some quality time in slammer!

Unfortunately for Lindsay, she only had a protective order filed against he backstabbing father for one year in 2004.

Hope he enjoys his jail stint! The guards better keep a good muzzle handy!

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Are you effing serious, Michael Lohan!

In another secretly recorded 2008 tape courtesy of the scum of the Earth, Dina Lohan admits that Lindsay's situation is dire - she's a cutter!

"Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it's bad Michael, it's bad," Dina confessed.

And she knows that tragedy is looming!

"I know that it's going to happen," Dina said in response to Michael when he stated "If something happens.." and Dina continued "I will feel it's all your fault, that's how I will feel, it's not about me."

We're pretty sure it's about BOTH of you!

But, Michael refuses to accept any responsibility for the situation!

"I will feel like it's everyone else's fault," said the so-called father, who Lindsay refused to see at the time.

WOW! Someone should have taken that girl away when they had the chance!

CLICK HERE to listen to the bickering unfit parents!

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We've never said this before, but we AGREE with Dina Lohan!

Lindsay's mom is publicy speaking out against ex-husband Michael Lohan and his atrocious actions in releasing private phone calls about his daughter.

"The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low in unforgivable," says Dina. "My ex-husband has been in and out of jail for 10 years. My children and I gave him a chance to get to know them again, and he clearly blew that chance!"

Dina, Lindsay and Lindsay's former assistant/manager, Jenni Muro, are all considering legal action against Michael and Dina has even revealed that Michael shouldn't have even been talking to her on the phone at that time!

She explains:

"I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005 [valid through 2011]. He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone. My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation anymore and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted!"

Poor Lindsay!

With these two whack-jobs as parents, she never had a chance.

We really do hope she's able to get the help that she needs from somewhere!

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Not AGAIN?!

Poor thing!

In a phone conversation recorded between Dina Lohan and the despicable Michael, Orange Oprah reveals that Lindsay was dating Heath Ledger before he died and has valid concerns for the safety of her daughter and her bleak future.

"And she was dating Heath when he died," Dina said. "I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?"

His death was a terrible shock and devastated Lindsay! This worried the family about her own actions.

"Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking," continued Dina.

In the conversation, it becomes apparent how desperate Lindsay's situation has become.

"She cannot be alone," said momma Lohan to Michael. "When she sleeps here she sleeps with me… she has fears from being little and what you did to us."

And she defends former assistant/manager Jenni Muro as being someone who is attempting to save LiLo! The actress needed someone with her at all times to control her or she would go off the deep end.

Of course, the entire family is concerned about LezLo's tumultuous relationship with saMAN and realized that her daughter can't just walk away.

"It's very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she's got wrong with her," Dina revealed.

The betrayal is tragic!

Leave El Lay, Lindz! Get help!

CLICK HERE to listen to the heartbreaking discussion!

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We don't believe THAT for a second.

Michael Lohan has taken to his Twitter to defend his recent and despicable actions in releasing private messages and conversations between he and his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, ex-wife Dina Lohan and Lindsay's former assistant/manager, Jenni Muro.

He must be feeling the backlash from everyone as he's trying to paint himself as the good guy in the situation.

He Tweets:

"ALL of my recordings were taped in NY - where it's completely legal to record phone conversations. There will be more to come!"

"@lindsaylohan The day when your getting treatment and the rehab you need, is the day I shut my mouth. your not dying on my watch. I love you too much to just sit here & witness all this go down. I never got. DIME For the recordings/interviews CONTRARY to other reports."

"BTW I HAVE A JOB!! losers"

"her mother, siblings, assistant, & even friends are coming forword expressing to me their concern for linds, yet are doing NOTHING cuz they KNOW I will speak out, I speak the truth! I've NEVER lied to my family/public the way others are doing."

"I've felt the need to set the record straight ever since the song [Lindsay's Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)] came out… the media always had this vision of me being a bad father"

Michael, just because the recordings are legal doesn't make it right! You're humiliating Lindsay instead of helping her!

What is your job anyway? Besides selling out your daughter?

And you ARE a bad father! We can't imagine any parent doing this to their own flesh and blood. Don't release any more tapes!

You're pathetic!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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There's nothing we hate more than self righteousness, but Michael Lohan, you take the cake!

After releasing private tapes of concern and suffering from daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, Poppa Lohan continues to drag his family through the mud in the name of God!

Lindsanity took to her Twitter yesterday to discredit her father with some serious allegations including the fact that he cheated on her mother, threatened to kill her and abused substances.

And Michael has never been one to hold back!

He responds:

"That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I'm going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies. No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Can't Lindsay's legal camp put a cease and desist order against Michael's God?!

His logic is truly disturbing!

Stay strong, LiLo!

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It's just another day in the life of Poppa Lohan.

Once again Mike is opening his trap in a new interview about Lindsay's recent Twitter attack on her father about those audio recordings he's released saying she's "grasping at straws and when she gets angry she lashes out."

Umm, can you blame her? You released personal conversations and what use to be private recordings of your family!

But the douchebag dad is defending his actions (of course) and only did it because he wants her to go to rehab.

Believe it or not there's other ways of getting your daughter into rehab that doesn't involve the media!

Unfortunately for us and Lindsay, Michael is so "upset" about his daughter calling him out, the media whore is planning to relea$e everything including texts of what a great father he is and all the other bullshit he's making up.

Michael does own up to Lindsay's accusations of him doing drugs: "I got my life back on track and I want her to get her life back on track."

And what is it exactly that you do, Michael? Constantly exposing your family isn't exactly what he would call "getting your life back on track".

What's not surprising is neither Lindsay or Dina have been in contact with him. And it'll probably stay that way, unless it involves a lawyer.

We really hope Lindsay's legal team is working over time to keep this deadbeat father from running to the media. The world would be better off if this guy had a gag order placed on him!

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We hope for everyone involved this isn't true, but we have a hard time NOT believing it.

The mass amount of turmoil in the last few days between Lindsay Lohan and her father, douchebag Michael Lohan, has been commented on by Lindsay solely through her Twitter account.

This afternoon, a fellow Twitter user asked Lindsay if she had a time machine but could only fix one moment in time, which would she fix?

Her answer, not surprisingly, involved her father and his douche move yesterday releasing private and painful voicemails from Lindsay and her mother, Dina Lohan.

She writes:

"My father's actions yesterday, because it really hurts my mom for me and my siblings. I'd feel the same if I were a mother. She blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I'd beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother & abusing substances."

Wow! Those are some hefty allegations! But are they true?

We can never tell when it comes to the LOLhan family.

But we're sure Michael is going to take this new revelation from Lindsay and run with it. As much as he possibly can.

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