Her upcoming reality show is gonna SUCK. It's bound to be a watered-down version of her life, which is one delicious mess.

According to reports, Dina Lohan was an absolute wreck at Monday's Made of Honor premiere party in the NYC.

Orange Oprah and her hanger-ons partied at the Metropolitan Club ’til the early morning hours.

An eyewitness says she was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions. Typical stuff….for someone in their teens of twenties!

The insider goes on to say, "The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff."

She's like the Energizer bunny! Only instead of batteries….

A little piece of our cold heart goes out to Linds.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Seems like Mimi's got a new man on her hands!

Mariah Carey and actor Nick Cannon have been getting very close lately.

The special "friends" flew in to Las Vegas together on a private jet Monday night, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

Mimi and Cannon then hopped over to Prive at Planet Hollywood to celebrate the birthday (her 48th?) of Carey's best friend, rapper Da Brat.

Mimi, as she is prone to do, was wearing sunglasses all night. She can't dare to make any eye contact with "normal" people!

Carey was sipping the Dom Rose and having a gay ol' time with Nick and Brat.

Meanwhile, sources tell us, Orange Oprah herself, Dina Lohan was next door at the Living Room tossing back Ketel One until 4:45 am.

Ali and Cody can take care of themselves!

[Image via WENN.]

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Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

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The Lohans are fighting again, and we love it! Unfortunately, this shiz is probably too real to end up on Orange Oprah's "reality" show, whoring out little sister Aliana.

We reported a few weeks ago that Lindsay headed home (to Long Island, NY) for Easter to spend time with her ailing grandfather.

Well, according to Linds' pop Michael Lohan, she never even made it to her gramps' hospital bedside — then or anytime since!

Ouch!

In addition to dissing her gramps, La Lohan snubbed her grandmother as well, who was involved in a pretty major car crash on Easter Sunday! Granny Lohan had to be medevacked by helicopter to a hospital after hitting a telephone poll and tree.

No Linds visit for the old gal either!

Michael Lohan says that he's re-opening his divorce case in hopes that Dina Lohan will take a more active role in getting their kids to pay respects to his parents. "[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line."

Ha! Like opening up that old legal wound will help anything.

We think Orange Oprah lost all control of Linsday at age 10!

So Linds, time for clubbing but no time for family, eh?! We know she can't use the work excuse!

Lohan's spokeswhore was unavailable for comment.

On a side note, Poppa Lohan is also suing his ex over her upcoming reality show, Living Lohan, slotted to air this summer on the E!. "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."

The gloves are off. Let the punching begin!

This is how we love the Lohans, trashy and fighting it out in public.

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Tracey Ullman skewers everybody's favorite momager, Dina Lohan, in her new Showtime series, State of the Union.

Click here to check out the clip!

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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

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Lindsay Lohan and her 14 year old sister, Ali, were spotted dancing and partying it up in Linds' new NYC penthouse last week.

Where did Linds' get the $? We thought she was having money issues.

Momager Orange Oprah stopped in but wasn't allowed to shoot her E! reality show at Linds' new pad. You know she was pissed!

O squared peaced out after 20 minutes.

La Lohan supposedly kept it clean around her lil sis and only drank bottled water.

Lindsay's daddy, ex-convict Michael, has said that she's a silver screen star and reality TV is not for her.

E! must be pissed they're getting no Lilo.

[Image via WENN.]

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When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!

Little Angie Harmon Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.

They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!

How old do you think Ali is???

The answer still surprises us!

CLICK HERE to find out the future rehab-er's age!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Oh, how we've missed her!!!

We love Dina Lohan more than Lindsay loves coke and Spencer & Heidi love staged photo ops.

That's a lot of love!

Our favorite momager in Hollywood - by way of Long Island - is speaking out about her daughter's recent and headline-grabbing nude shots for New York magazine.

As usual, half of what she says is nonsense and the other half is bullshit. But it's all intoxicating, though!

Says Orange Oprah:

"t was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. Trust me, I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué. Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call. Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked. She's always loved Marilyn," Dina says. "For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there's a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone. Lindsay did 250 crunches before because she was nervous since she had never done anything like that before."

Such a supportive mom!

CLICK HERE for the uncensored LiLo pics.

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