
Ooooh, Biebsy!
We know growing up is a part of life, but we miss that little boy with the flippy hair whose biggest dramz was how to get his hair flipped just right.
Sure, Justin Bieber is off the hook with that whole reckless driving issue, but spitgate is alive and well, and it seems he's still close friends with Mary Jane.
We can tell you EXCLUSIVELY that the Biebs showed up to Kanye West's album listening session in El Lay last night, and his weed wasn't far behind.

Well, this is a toot!
A British policeman who rudely subjected his partners to constant waves of gawd-awful butt-gas might actually wind up getting a commendation for his fine display of flatulence!!!
The Leicester cop, who experienced digestive issues after eating a slew of weight-gaining supplements, accidentally broke open a huge drug case by breaking wind in front of all his collegaues!
The farting in his police car was so consistently stinky that his partners were forced to roll down their windows to, literally, clear the air.
That's when they sniffed out a scent much, much sweeter than the wanna-be muscle man's gassy glory!!
It. Was. WEED!
The official report stated:

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one checking out of the Betty Ford Center.
Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, has reportedly left the rehab treatment facility for another. According to sources, the socialite has been admitted to a rehab center in Orange County as it was felt that she needed a place to help her transition back into sober living.
Hmmm, is Betty Ford dropping in the rehab ranks?! First, Linds. Now, Brooke. Or are these ladies causing too much of a stir??
Either way, let’s just hope the two get the help they need!
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Michael Douglas's son still has five more years behind bars before he walks free in 2018, but he's speaking out about his punishment and he clearly doesn't think jail is the right solution for his problem!
Cameron Douglas was sentenced to five years in prison back in 2010 for narcotics distribution, and his sentence was extended when he was caught trying to acquire drugs in prison. While he admits that he has a problem and broke the rules, he feels that he would be better served getting treatment for his addiction rather than rotting behind bars.
The actor's son wrote an essay expressing his frustration, saying:

Lindsay Lohan has moved on from Betty Ford to the Cliffside Malibu treatment facility. But this next step in treatment might be tougher than it sounds!
The facility's head has really been laying the smack down! OK, poor choice of words.
But srsly, CEO Richard Taite is all about the tough love for Lindz. He says:
We all know what a pot icon Seth Rogen is! You'd think it would be easy to play a marijuana dispensary clerk!
Well, not when you can't use your hands!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see another exciting edition of Jimmy Fallon's messy sketch Real People, Fake Arms!
These guys may not be able to get high, but they sure are HIGHlarious!

Well this doesn't happen every day!
A man in Florida was arrested when wildlife officials caught him and four friends walking through the woods, picking magic mushrooms.
It wasn't some secret shroom farm or anything, they naturally grow in the woods.
The group was stopped for picking the mushrooms but after a search, officers found a two-foot alligator inside the man's backpack!