
Sorry, fellas (and gals)!
But Lindsay Lohan won't be accepting any date offers until she can perfect her craft!
We hear the troubled starlet only wants to lie with Elizabeth Taylor these days… 24/7 Liz until she can get the character down for her new film.
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And this is just one of the many reasons why breaking the law will come back to bite you in the ass.
As we’ve previously reported, Lilo has been on the fast track to a hopeful comeback, an integral part of which was her upcoming performance in the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, Liz and Dick, set to film in Toronto.
Unfortunatly, Canada’s not too fond of convicted criminals coming into their space, potentially driving shwasted down their Canuck country roads.
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Our Lady Lindsay has been doing so well for herself lately, she deserves a little space of her own to rest her blonde little head!
Her peeps are taking every precaution to keep her new homestead VERY SECRET so that the Linds has some private time to reflect and recuperate from the past 5 years.
Our gal is almost done with her court-ordered morgue duties and will (hopefully) be out of the probation hole by March 29th. Lindsay's last requirement will be to provide her final progress report to the honorable judge, and then she'll be free of her gilded chains.
Next up Linds will take on the incredible life of Elizabeth Taylor, playing the forthright female in her biopic.
We're so proud of you Linds! Don't f*** it up!!
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More good news for Lindsay Lohan! (Not so much good news for Megan Fox!)
Not only will she stop by Saturday Night Live for a hosting gig on March 3rd, but Lilo just officially landed the leading role in Lifetime's Elizabeth Taylor biopic flick.
But there is one tiny condition:
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And we thought her Frans Hal sold for a lot…
We've just learned that Elizabeth Taylor's unsigned Vincent Van Gogh piece Vue de l’Asile et de la Chapelle de Saint-Rémy has sold for $16 million to a mystery buyer at Christie's! OMFG!!!
Liz purchased the painting back in 1963, and according to Christie's International in London, she kept the painting hanging above her mantle all her life.
Other artworks

WOW! A lot of money for a picture of a dead guy!
We kid, we kid. We're sure to a collector, it's an important piece. No, not an art collector … an Elizabeth Taylor devotee!
A rare

We guess Lindsay Lohan heard Megan Fox was in the running to be Elizabeth Taylor too!! Cuz now she's rushing to get everything in order so she can sign by the end of the week!!
Oooh… just like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen!! Life imitating art, LOVE IT!!
Apparently LiLo
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