
If this 14-year-old McDonald's hamburger ever went to school, it would've taken its yearbook advice very seriously… because it's never changed! LOLz!
SO. GROSS.
We're eating this stuff, people! We're eating hamburgers that DO NOT MOLD OR DECAY. There's something very unnatural about that! Especially when you can see (above) that the pickle was the only thing to disappear!
Know what else is gross?

Uhhh…. yeah, this is just cray cray!
Since the McDonald's empire is already worth billions, we weren't surprised when we heard that a 58-year-old New Mexico man named Donald Jones was banking in some money sex by buying a prostitute at Mickey D's.
Jones allegedly picked up the hungry prostitute, went through a McDonald's drive-thru, then drove to a nearby park, and after the hooker scarfed down her fast food, she did the NAS-TAY with Donald.

We're not sure her future baby boy would appreciate this!
Jamie-Lynn Sigler has opened up about some less-than-ideal eating choices she's been making during her pregnancy.
Not only does she eat McDonald's unhealthy "food", but she eats it almost every day!
Here's what she had to say about it:
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Aww c'mon McDonald's, depression is NOT funny!
Earlier this month, a McDonald's ad surfaced on Boston's public transportation featuring a woman with her head down with a headline that read: “You’re Not Alone. Millions of people love the Big Mac," but after the hamburger giant did some research, it was found that they never even approved the ad.
After Mickey D's rep Nicole DiNoia heard about the craazzzy ad, she said:
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Now this is just wacky!
We heard of couples getting hitched in exotic places like Italy, Fiji and the Caribbean, but we never in a million years would've thought that a pair of lovebirds would want to tie the knot at DENNY'S!!
Nancy Levandowski and Steve Keller packed up their things earlier this week and headed to Las Vegas to say their "I dos" at the restaurant's new chapel
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While Kanye West has been away in Paris working on his latest album during Kim Kardashian's pregnancy, the starlet is going cray and is unfortunately covering up her sorrows with FATTENING FOOD.
Last month, Miz Kardashian said that she was sticking to a healthy diet and slammed rumors that she had gained 65 pounds, but according to a source, Kimmy is "eating her feelings."
The source said:

The Chik-fil-A in Rancho Cucamonga is fed up with whatever the rest of the chain locations are saying about "biblical families" and not liking same-sex couples. They're so fed up that Corey Braun, the owner of that location, showed up at a pro-same-sex rally just to give out coupons for free meals, and to talk to the crowd about how he doesn't care about what the other locations do or say!
Honestly, it was pretty touching!
The problem is