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…colored bikini, that is.

This girl has one heck of a fit body!

Michelle Rodriguez is not the type to just lounge around on the beach, looking seksi.

She dove off a steep cliff into the ocean!

She's at the Cannes Film Festival, along with basically every other celebrity ever.

Flying through the air in a nude bikini is sure a good way to stand out among all the famous peeps.

Way to have that awesome bod, Michelle!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Your penis DOES compare to the Eiffel Tower, B.o.B!

Contemplative rapper B.o.B recently debuted a beautiful, Paris-themed music video for power track Play for Keeps from his JUST released album, Strange Clouds.

He's a lyrical master and produces some SUPER catchy rhymes!

Take a trip to Paris La Belle with B.o.B (above)!

Looks like being pissed off at the world helped...

Sean Penn just raised $2 million for Haiti while at the Cannes Film Festival!

This comes right on the heels of Penn yelling at the world for abandoning Haiti after their 2010 earthquake, and it seems like Penn's and Paul Haggis' idea to fundraise at the even more than paid off.

The event was the first ever for the festival since 1996, and was the first time that three separate charities banded together to help one cause.

The last time the festival did anything like this came in the form of benefit screenings!

The main breadwinner for the charities was the auction. It included a three day trip to Haiti WITH Sean Penn (each of the three bidders who won promised over $128k each!), a Bono guitar, a lunch date with a Victoria's Secret Angel, and VIP access to their 2012 fashion show!

So fab! We're glad that Sean witness that while some people may have forgotten, not everyone in the world has!

Raising awareness again will certainly help people come back around!

[Image via WENN.]

Disney's gettin' a lil' too fisky!?! What is going on here??

Well… at the Happiest Parisian Place On Earth, a sexual harassment sitch has the fun-loving characters in an uproar!! Boo!!

Apparently management let an employee accused of sexual harassment back in the park after they concluded the pile of evidence was smaller than Tinker Bell.

Needless to say, this pissed the rest of those hard workers OFF! So now they're protesting via strike (low wages were pissing them off too)! Ick.

Unfortunately, the ones affected the most are the magic-believing little ones flocking to the park for their favorite characters.

Louise Scott, a mother-of-four, is just devastated for her chillins:

[Image via George Brandon/WENN.]

It seems like the General has recovered from his fall quite nicely!

General Aladeen is causing a GIANT stir in Cannes as fans spill into the streets for a chance to meet the dictator.

It's weird though...spectators keep calling the general Sacha Baron Cohen and we ALL KNOW that's clearly NOT him!

LOLz!

Check out the craziness in Cannes (above) as General Aladeen continues his "goodwill" tour!

[Video via Pacific Coast News.]

Whoa there, camel! LOLz!

General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen) took a trip to France to spread dictatorship publicity for The Dictator.

In full Wadiyan garb, the general perched himself on top of his trusty camel.

But it looks like the camel had other ideas!

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What? Kristen Stewart is dating Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson?! Well we never!

JK!! The two have OBVI been together for years now, but have always kept their 'relationship' under a shroud of mystery…until SOMEONE accidentally slips a profane-riddled clue during an interview with Elle magazine!

During the interview, K-Stew wanders through a bookstore and pauses over a copy of Guy de Maupassant's Bel Ami. The actress of a thousand and one faces one face then states:

[Image via Ramey Pix.]