Heeeeere's Johnny but, uh, where's his hand? Oh THERE it is.
Johnny Knoxville played the other type of handball while at the Paris premiere of Bad Grandpa yesterday, as he got the only bag full of nuts that can't be purchased at a movie theater concession stand!
The owner of this particular set of stones is a fellow French prankster Rémi Gaillard, and we sincerely hope that his goods (both of them) were safely returned and that Rémi wasn't too teste about it!
Usually buying a cup of anything at the cinema costs a lot, especially coming out of pocket, but this time we hope this cup didn't make Rémi come IN pocket!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]
Did you think Kim Kardashian couldn't outdo her over-the-top wedding with Kris Humphries??
Well, of course she can!
After all, this time she is marrying Kanye West, and that man's middle name is over-the-top!
And it sounds like that is the exact direction they're going for their wedding as we hear they're planning to wed at the Palace of Versailles!
Yup, THAT Palace of Versailles! Take that, Kate Middleton and your little English wedding!
It seems Yeezy feels the palace would have just the right amount of bang for his big plans as an insider revealed:
Zut Alors! C'est très romantique!
Hilary Swank gave her French boyfriend Laurent Fleury her own French version of a kiss while in Paris yesterday, as they exchanged spit like exchanging dollars to Euros.
Hilary also kept her eyes wide open during the smooch. We don't blame her! If we were kissing that hunk, we'd want our eyeballs (and other balls) to never forget this moment.
We wonder if Hilary asked him, "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" after she probably gave him an Eiffel Tower in his pants the size of a baguette!
SRSLY! That was a million
dollar Euro kiss, baby!
[Image via Abaca/AKM-GSI.]
If it wasn’t bad enough that this was happening during Halloween, a month later the beauty editor of Elle France decided to wear blackface makeup to a party!
Did she NOT hear about the backlash Julianne Hough and Italian fashion insiders suffered after they pulled the same move??
The editor in question, Jeanne Deroo, attended a private party with the theme “Icons” over the weekend and decided that the only way to fully channel her icon, Solange Knowles, was to color her face. She posted a picture of her offensive choice on Instagram before realizing her mistake, and has since taken it down.
She also released a plethora of apologies via Twitter today, which read:
We are SO glad when we don't have to worry about Macaulay Culkin!
The Home Alone star has had his ups and downs over the years, so we LOVE to see him looking so healthy!
And speaking of love, Le Big Mac was spotted picking up his new GF at Orly airport in Paris this weekend!
He even greeted the unidentified lady love with a rose! So sweet! No wonder she wanted to cuddle him so much! Nice hand sandwich, you two! In France, that's what's called a main squeeze!
Falling in love in Paris is the best! Just try not to fall in Louvre. They have lots of priceless things there. LOLz!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
We have no idea what Papaoutai means, and we don't care! We LOVE it!
The French-language song by Belgian-rapper Stromae is soooo fab!
We are big fans of Stromae and this song is unlike anything he's ever done before! It's got a Caribbean vibe with hints of dance and electro.
It's something Diplo would make!
Check out the fierceness above!
Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Stromae!
Whoa! Talk about a shift in gears!!!
Icona Pop just pushed out a perfect new music vid unlike anything we've ever seen them do before!!
If you were holding your breath for the Swedish sensations to slam your brain with another uptempo explosion like I Love It, well, keep holding your breath!
Just Another Night is essentially a daringly dramatic short film saturated in a slower, sadder (Icona) pop song, but it is also marvelously magical!!!
Ch-ch-check out the vid for yourself (above)!
Oooh! We loooove Paris! It's all so magically sex-ay!!
Speaking of which… We can't wait for Seth Rogen and James Franco to film a shot-for-shot remake of this one, LOLz!!!