OOOh La La!

A Coco Chanel biopic backed by Warner Bros. called Coco Avant Chanel will start filming in Paris on September 15th.

French beauty Audrey Tautou (who is also the face of Chanel No. 5) will be playing the role of Coco.

The film will feature dresses from the Chanel collection.

No surprise!

Uncle Karl Lagerfeld will supervise the re-creation of costumes and accessories.

Can't wait to see the flick.

If only it was a musical too!

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Spotted: Elton John at the Madonna concert in Nice, France, on Tuesday night.

Also in the audience for the show? David & Victoria Beckham and Bono.

Sources tell us that Madge apparently had a MELTDOWN over technical problems that forced the screens to go out during several songs.

When things don't go according to plan, the perfectionist Queen of Pop gets angry!

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The weekend got off to a rocky start for Victoria and David Beckham.

The first couple of soccer were involved in a car crash on Friday in France, but THANKFULLY, both walked away unscathed, according to reports.

David was driving one of the family's BMWs from their French country home to the Nice airport when he lost control and reportedly crashed into a wall.

No other vehicles were involved.

None of the kids were in the car. The only passenger was Posh.

The Beamer had a smashed windscreen and extensive damage along the passenger side.

Becks was seen embracing a tearful Posh in the car and comforting her, before he raced to the departure lounge to catch his flight to Beijing, where he represented London in the passing of the torch.

The source says the soccer stud was forced to run to catch his flight, leaving a distraught Posh with the wrecked car.

We're just glad the two are OK.

A world without David Beckham…. unimaginable!

[Image via WENN.]

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The reports from earlier today were way wrong!

French actor Jean Reno did NOT suffer a heart attack!

He is enjoying the Caribbean sun with his wife, and not in an intensive care unit.

His publicist issued this statement:

"Reports that actor Jean Reno is in the hospital due to a heart attack are false. He is vacationing in the Caribbean and went to a local hospital as a precaution for some discomfort he was feeling due to heartburn and gastroenteritis. It was definitely was not a heart attack. He is fine and healthy and enjoying the rest of his vacation traveling in the Caribbean.

Wonder what went through his head when he saw all the crazy reports?!

We're glad to hear he's a-OK!

[Image via WENN.]

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French actor Jean Reno, who starred alongside Natalie Portman in the modern classic The Professional, suffered a massive heart attack Wednesday while on vacation in St. Bart's.

He remains hospitalized and in intensive care, according to reports.

Interesting note — Reno and French president Nicolas Sarkozy are close friends. Sarkozy was a best man at his wedding two years ago.

Get well, Jean.

[Image via WENN.]

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Warning: If you don't like euro pop, then you won't like this. But, a world without delicious euro pop is just sad!

This song is called Discobitch (C'est Beau La Bourgeoisie). And it is pure house! A club thumper!

Made by two DJs from Paris, Kylian Mash and Laurent Konrad, this track is bilingual - in English and French.

But, the song definitely speaks the universal language of dance.

This will make you bitches move!

Enjoy.

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Worst. Cover. Ever.

Embarrassingly bad!

Do most Americans even know who Carla Bruni is????

And, more importantly, do those that know her even care about her?????

Vanity Fair put the first lady of France on the cover of their new issue.

Oh, and she is NOT the new Jackie O.

Blasphemous!!!!!!!!!

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Your first look at these pathetic excuse for men.

Here are a few photos of the two paparazzi photographers that were detained by police yesterday after they dressed in camouflage clothes and illegally trespassed onto Brad and Angelina's private property in France.

These two scum bags then proceeded to attack Jolie and Pitt's staff.

The one photog pictured above is Luc Goursolas, and sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the Brad and Angelina consider him a serious threat.

"He is known to Angelina and Brad's security team as someone who has stalked the family in other
countries around the world," sources tell us.

He is also rumored to have a criminal record.

Lock him up!

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Angelina Jolie and her twins were released from the hospital early Saturday morning.

The family slipped out of Nice's Lenval Hospital at 4 A.M., avoiding the paparazzi crush that has been surrounding their stay.

Knox and Viv are said to be doing well.

We shall see them shortly enough!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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