Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been lovers since before David Hasselhoff helped to end the Cold War, but you couldn't tell it by looking at them!!
Cameras caught the cute-as-kittens couple chilaxxing in the Mediterranean this weekend and, not only did they look way too young and seXXXy for their respective ages, but their ever-burning passion for each other was palpable!
The 62-year-old Escape from New York star was undoubtedly thrilled to escape from their huge 72-acre ranch in the landlocked mountains of Colorado to go island hopping in Greece!!
We aren't sure what the Captain Ron whispered to her out there on the water, but the smile on her face means it must've been sexy!!
You motor-boating son of a B-word!
Hopefully you two got super wet and re-enacted that famous overboard kiss from Overboard!!
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who would take advice from Goldie Hawn, and those who would take advice from Deepak Chopra. That's why the two teamed up to get you to de-stress your life, because both camps cover the ENTIRE WORLD! LOLz!
Okay, okay, there aren't just two types of people in the world — but everyone could use a little de-stressing!
Goldie was on Katie Couric's show (above), and talked a little bit about dealing with stress, saying things like:
During last night's eventful Golden Globes ceremony, Hunger Games' winning tribute from District 12 AKA Jennifer Lawrence won the award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy for her role in Silver Linings Playbook…
And girl caused confusion during her acceptance speech when she said :
"I beat Meryl [Streep]"
She wasn't shoving her GG win in Meryl Streep's face, as obviously Meryl wasn't even there to feel burned…
She's securing her place in our hearts as an adorable human being by quoting a line from the AWEsome revenge comedy, The First Wives Club,