Word is, Justin Timberlake might be crapping on his friendship with Madonna even further by accepting acting roles in Guy Ritchie's new film projects.

While pAArtying together at Guy's pub in Mayfair on Monday night, Guy proposed some leading roles for JT in his remake of Guys and Dolls and his remake of the classic war film Wild Geese.

Aw, bugger!

Look, we think you could swoon the panties off of any girl in a 50 mile radius, as long as you shave and wear contacts, but JT, you have to stay away from movies, especially the war flicks. You have some charm in comedy, so the Guys and Dolls might be OK, but we're going to vomit if we have to endure you trying to be a serious actor.

Must we remind you of the CATACLYSMIC failure that was Alpha Dog?

Learn from your mistakes. Stick to the music biz. But above all, don't piss off Madge.

That will not be good for you!

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Justin Timberlake was pAArtying it up with Guy Ritchie in London on Monday night.

Loyalty is not his strong suit!

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Get ready for another remake, this time with gangster cinema director and former Mr. Madonna, Guy Ritchie at the wheel.

And he is feeling musical!

Guy is reportedly in Hollywood working on a script for a remake of Guys and Dolls. Sources say the idea of the film "tickled him" and he has already contacted Jason Statham to be involved.

Details are still unknown, but it is speculated that the Englishman will move the film locale to more familiar settings: "He is torn between keeping the script true to the original in New York and taking it to familiar surroundings in London."

It'll be hard to watch without Sinatra or Brando, but perhaps the change in city might make it easier.

We think it has potential.

What do U think?

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Check out (above) the trailer for Guy Ritchie's new movie, Sherlock Holmes, starring Robert Downey, Jr..

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It's summer vacation with dad!

Could Her Madgesty be growing compassionate in her old age???

Madonna has reportedly come to an agreement with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie to allow Guy to look after the kids in England while Madge completes the European leg of her Sticky & Sweet tour this summer!

Guy will be watching over sons Rocco and David Banda for three months, even though Madonna recently filed and won a court order for her sons to be named permanent residents in the States.

"Guy absolutely dotes on his children and can't wait to have them for a whole three months," a source close to the family told reporters.

The friend continued, "He is surprised and pleased that Madonna is being so generous - as she has at times been impossible… Madonna will be traveling a lot and agreed it makes sense for them to stay with Guy rather than constantly be uprooted."

We have a feeling the three months with Pops will be Rocco and David's first true summer vacation!!

"He'll make it a summer they won't forget," said Ritchie's friend.

Guy's planning on renovating the entire mansion to remove all traces of Madge's stuffiness and make the abode kid-friendly; he'll even be installing a indoor pool against the wishes of Madonna!

Will the boys even want to go back to living with Madge at the end of the summer???

Of course!

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Looks like some celebrities aren't totally immature!

Thinking of the kids, Guy Ritchie has just forked over millions for a house near Madonna's home in London, so he can be very close to his boys.

According to a friend, the pair is "getting on better than they have in years" and Guy provided a "rock" of support through Madonna's failed baby purchase adoption.

Not only that, but Guy's maintained a sense of humor, laughing when told that Madonna's Personal Jesus speaks very little English and joking, "Blimey, no wonder the whole thing works so perfectly."

If only more celebs could be so rational!

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After the shocking decision to not allow Madonna to adopt a motherless Malawian toddler, Madge and her fam packed their bags and returned to London on Monday to spend the upcoming Passover holiday across the pond.

Madonna is said to be heartbroken over the judge's ruling, telling friends "I can't believe I'm leaving my beautiful baby behind. It's not right. I love that baby girl… She's my little girl - she needs to be with me."

The judge believed that the adoption would promote child trafficking, explaining, "By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children, the courts by their pronouncements could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals who would take advantage of the weakness of the law of the land."

Even so, we still can't believe the court rejected the adoption!!!

Mercy James' uncle, Peter Baneti, even supports his niece being adopted by Madge!

"We as a family discussed this and agreed that it is in the best interests of Mercy to have her adopted, so why should the judge stop this if the family is OK with it?" argued Baneti.

Madonna has informed her lawyer, Alan Chinula, to "Do whatever you can to get me my Mercy; I can't imagine her going back to the orphanage," regarding the appeal of the court's ruling.

Mercy's birth father, James Kambewa, does not believe the adoption is the right path for his daughter, stating, "I bear no grudge against Madonna. But I am Mercy's father and I want her to stay with me… I will make it plain that my daughter will be staying in Malawi with me."

So why is your daughter in an orphanage????

Surprisingly, ex-husband Guy Ritchie was spotted at London's Luton Airport when Madonna's private jet landed, greeting his adopted son David Banda on the tarmac.

Even though Madge and Ritchie didn't exchange words, it's been reported that Ritchie has fully supported Madonna's decision to adopt.

Here's to hoping the appeal is successful!!!

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Guy Ritchie decided to take Madonna's recent adoption denial as an opportunity to get some attention, offering the following statement:

"Madonna is a fantastic and loving mother who cares deeply about her own children, and children who may need additional help and support. I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened that her application has been rejected. She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her. This time it did not work out, but there will be other opportunities and I wish her well in them. She is a great mum."

We bet he's secretly pleased!

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Guy Ritchie is loving being an un-married man!

After his divorce from Madonna last year, Ritchie's been spotted with a whole potpourri of ladies. Most recently, he was out dining with model Elle Macpherson.

And, at a party on Monday, Guy even commented that “I’m single again – and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m loving it at the moment. This is what I’ve been missing.”

You wouldn't have it any other way????

Cold!!!!!

One guest at the Empire Awards after-party noted that Ritchie spent the night partying with several beauties and celebs.

The source reveals, “Guy was larking around with his mates – they were pretending to punch each other and were bopping their heads to Britney’s Womanizer. He was minding his own business, but once word spread that he was in the building he couldn’t get a minute to himself with all the ladies approaching him. He was quite a catch, making them feel at ease, asking each of their names and having a giggle with them. One girl got her mate to take a picture of her kissing him, and he was totally game.”

Guess he's not missing Madge at all - or even trying to pretend like he is!

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