Left: LaToya Jackson. Right: reality TV whore Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.

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Seems Mischa Barton isn't too happy with her body image these days.

You know, she's that skinny girl with the really bad cellulite all over her ass and thighs.

And the cankles!

It's just weird.

But, now Mushy is fighting back. The former TV actress is lashing out against the paparazzi, claiming that the recent cellulite photos were doctored!

Why would anyone waste their time adding cellulite to Mushy's pics? We don't want to see her, regardless!

Mushy's rep, Lisa Perkins, is now working probably for the first time in months and it's to defend Mushy's "perfect" body.

Lisa says, "Those photos are doctored. I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."

Fartone's publicist insists the recent cellulite photos of her at the beach were altered by Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett, which she refers to as a "parasite."

According to the rep, the photog is intentionally out to get Mushy and make her look bad because "she called him out for taking the topless shots."

To that, the photog adds, "I wouldn't seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. … However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures."

He adds, "I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass her. I don't just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless. I once saw Keanu Reeves dancing in the nude on a balcony with a girl and decided not to shoot them."

WTF? Why not????

He continues, though, "I didn't think at the time that anyone would run those pictures."

We're not sure, but it certainly looks like Mushy has a ton of cellulite to us. Trust us, we should know.

And what about all the photos taken by other photogs aside from Jamie? Are they all out to get Mushy as well?

[Images via Matrix Photos.]

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You KNOW things are bad when Lindsay Lohan's mom is giving your mom advice!

And that's just was Dina Lohan is doing.

The mother of the year offers some parenting tips to Miley Cyrus's mom.

Dina was being honored this week in New York by "Mingling Moms."

Orange Oprah was being presented an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of long Island." Must suck to have your mom on that same list as Dina!!!!

And while there, a reporter asked Lohan what advice she would give to Miley's mom.

Lohan responded with, "I don't know Miley's mom, but you know, just say strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused."

Oh and then she adds, "You know, and be her mom."

Ha! If only she would follow her own advice!

That's almost as good as Lynne Spears and her parenting skills book.

These Hollywood moms should all get together and write a book on what NOT to do as a parent.

[Image via WENN.]

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Click here for many new details and the latest developments on that evil father in Austria who kept his daughter hostage in a prison he built underneath his house and who fathered several children with her.

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Dina Lohan was named a 'top mom' by Long Island-New York organization Mingling Moms.

What did Orange Oprah do to deserve such an honor?????

A spokesperson for the group said, “We’re just honoring celebrities' moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

So, she's basically being honored for pimping out her kid.

Not exactly a glowing recommendation!

Mingling Moms is also honoring Carol Baldwin (mom to the Baldwin brothers), Roslind Nyman Joel (mother of Billy Joel), Shelley Stevens Hershlag (Natalie Portman’s mom), Rosalie Macchio (Karate Kid's Ralph Macchio’s mother) and Patricia Vian, mother of divalicious Mariah Carey.

Classy! Dina's getting an award from a starfucker organization! We wonder if her heart is swelling with pride????

It's probably as big as her ego!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Do not go on vacation to the Cayman Islands.

They do stupid shit like THIS there!

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THIS sucks!

No fair!!!!

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A pastor affiliated with John McCain is drawing intense criticism for all the crazy shit he's talked.

Click here to read The New York Times' analysis of the sticky situation!

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Warning: this post may cause you to vomit!

Chace Crawford was spotted partying with Rumer Willis in the NYC Thursday night.

Millions of internet users worldwide are shocked and saddened.

The unlikely duo were caught leaving Rose Bar at 2:30 am in a big Escalade bound for West Village celeb spot Beatrice Inn.

People were reportedly struck by "how short and see-through" Potato Head's white dress was. And, eww, she was wearing a black bra for all to see!!!

We just threw up in our mouth picturing that.

Why, Chace? Why?????

What do you heteros think of Rumer? Would you hit it?

We definitely think he's gay, if he's hitting the Potato!

[Images via WENN.]

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We already know she sometimes doesn't like to shave her armpits.

Now, it's just been reported that Ms. Julia Roberts has a little secret….

She never wears deodorant!!!

Roberts says, "I don't like to share that with a large number of people, but it's just never been my thing."

She's not a fan of deodorant, sprays, or roll-ons it seems. Instead, she opts to use just soap and water to stay fresh.

She adds, "Sometimes, midday at work, I freshen up."

At least she stays clean, though we wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator next to her!

[Image via WENN.]

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