
Seriously?! Wasn't once enough!
By now, we're sure you're familiar with the supremely stoopid SWATTING pranks that have plagued the Los Angeles Police Department and celebrities alike for the past year or so, which involves someone calling 9-1-1 to claim that the famous face in question is being attacked in their home, only for authorities to arrive and find nothing but a false alarm!
Unfortunately, this has happened to Miley Cyrus back in August…and now, she's been victimized once again!
According to sources, police

Lindsay Lohan could probably use a friend at rehab, especially since she’s had very few visitors and she’s stuck there for the next few months!!
But despite Brooke Mueller’s attempts to become bestiez with the red-headed star, it sounds like Lindsay wants nothing to do with Charlie Sheen’s ex. She even calls her a “drug addict”–which sounds a little hypocritical, no??
Reportedly, it’s:
“…creeping Lindsay out that Brooke seeks her out nightly at the meetings in an attempt to strike up a friendship. Brooke is extremely eager to become besties with Lindsay while in rehab, and has told Lindsay how much they have in common. Lindsay has said that Brooke is a drug addict, and wants nothing to do with her. Lindsay has told her treatment team to keep Brooke out of her group sessions.”
HARSH, LiLo!!
But maybe LiLo’s dismissiveness is called for, because apparently Brooke is only interested in fame. Supposedly, the only reason Brooke checked herself into rehab to begin with was to try and win Lindsay’s friendship!!
A source said:

Michael Lohan to the rescue!
…or so he hopes!
Lindsay Lohan is getting the STRICT help she needs at the Betty Ford Center, but that just isn't enough for her opinionated papa.
While Lindsay is finally adjusting to life without pill poppin', Michael has made it his mission to break Lindsay out of her court-mandated 90 day rehab stint and transfer her to the Lukens Institute as soon as possible.
Why??
Michael explained:
Oh no! The only shots anyone should be discussing at Cannes are close-ups and Dutch angle!
Unfortunately, the French film fest was shocked by gunfire today!
The incident was captured on live television as Django Unchained star Christophe Waltz was giving an interview to French reporters.
The multilingual Oscar-winner was laughing with the hosts when the sounds of gunfire made the crowd panic!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the horrifying incident for yourself!
Luckily, we are hearing that the shots were blanks and no one was injured!
Police have reportedly apprehended a suspect, but we still have no idea what was behind the possible attack.

Again?! SERIOUSLY?!
Hasn't this guy gotten himself into ENOUGH trouble in the past few months?
Apparently not, because Edward Furlong has once again been arrested, after he blew off a restraining order and showed up at his ex-girlfriend's home to engage in a war of words!
According to sources with law enforcement, the troubled American History X star, who was court-ordered to stay away from his former lady love after he was arrested twice for beating her up and is facing significant jail time for violating his probation, just kept on thumbing his nose at the law last night by trying to cause a commotion at her West Hollywood home!
However, by the time she called the cops and they arrived at the scene

Who wants the bikini that was worn on Farrah Abraham's Teen Mom backdoor??
Anybody??
Well, if you DO change your mind, you can now bid on the actual bikini she wears on the cover of her "homemade" porno, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which eBay states is in "used" condition.
In fact, it even says that her Poolside Collection bikini is

Another one of Michael Jackson's lawyers is calling Wade Robson out!!!
The lawyer that defended Michael in 2005 against child molestation charges adamantly claims that Wade's interview on Today, where accused the late pop icon of pedophilia, was a load of BULLSH*T.
Tom Mesereau STRONGLY believes that Wade is lying about his very sudden realization that Michael sexually abused him in an effort to get a BIG payday, especially considering he filed a creditor's claim with the MJ estate.
Tom exclaimed: