That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
But the main star of this international trailer?
Michelle Rodriguez! Seriously!
Letty DOMINATED this trailer with some BRAND NEW FOOTAGE, and we were lovin' every second!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) for all the M-Rod action!!!
The insane second trailer for Furious 7 has landed like a muscle car with a parachute!
And it's giving fans a whole new look at the most dangerous adversary yet — the Transporter himself Jason Statham!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
But it's not all about cars and explosions for Vin Diesel — it's about heart.
The star was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to talk movies, but he ended up dropping a bombshell about family.
It was in that very studio where he first met Paul Walker! See the emotional moment (below)!
The HIGH-OCTANE-larious new action-comedy from The Heat director Paul Feig, that's what!
Spy tells the story of a CIA analyst going undercover and over her head, and Melissa couldn't be funnier in this NSFW red band first trailer!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above)!
Spy also stars Jude Law, Rose Byrne, and Alison Janney and will hit theaters in June!
They shouldn't call this movie Expendables 3.
With a super-sized cast of hot, ripped actors of all ages that include Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Wesley Snipes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Harrison Ford, Kellan Lutz, Mel Gibson, and Antonio Banderas, they should call this Expendables 300!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the action and ab-packed first trailer!
Ugh, this Kellan Lutz photo makes us Twi so hard!
Kellan posed for this new poster for The Expendables 3, which explodes into theaters this August!
A total of 16 new posters have been released for the latest installment in the action-franchise, with more muscly talent than Rocky, Rambo, and Predator combined.
Ch-ch-check out the rest of the sequel's stacked, jacked cast (below)!!!
[Image via Lionsgate.]
These guys' hearts probably started beating as fast as…well, Jason Statham in Cranked! Or Cranked 2! Was there a Cranked 3? Did he ever guest star in Crank Yankers?
The world may never know. Unfortunately for these guys, their chance encounter on ChatRoulette with who they believed to be Jason (oddly placed in the tumultuous Ukraine), was not real.
In fact, a user named MrJilbertoo used a looping video of Jason to confuse this bored foursome…just like in the movie Speed!!! Which Jason was sadly not in.
However, unlike Dennis Hopper's character in Speed, these guys weren't able to catch the loop. And as a result, absolute chaos ensues in this video.
There's a lot of high pitched screaming that approaches the same frequencies as dog whistles. One guy takes off his shirt. It's the best example of fangirling you'll see all day.
Ch-ch-check out the freak out that will make you finally see the sad faces of the people who still use ChatRoulette…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Award season fast approacheth, and with all the accolades being handed out, there's always a few boos to boot.
The annual Razzie Awards are the stick to the golden carrot of the Oscars, celebrating not the best of the year in film, but the worst!
This year, the pre-nomination ballot is a star-studded affair.
Remember, the movies and performances on this ballot didn't connect with everyone, but it's all subjective. One critic's trash can be another's guilty pleasure!
And there can be only one worst.
But you can see all the potential Razzie nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!