This is EVERYTHING we thought it would be and more!
Why? Uh, because it involves A LOT of her badonkadonk!
Really though, what do you expect when the song samples Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back!
Ch-ch-check out the A$$-tastic video (above)!!!
Jesse James is back in the news!
The American Outlaw, gang leader, bank robber, train robber and murderer…wait a minute… Whoops! Wrong Jesse James.
The other Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's ex-hubby, is coming out with a new reality show called Outlaw.
It will feature James and his team at the Austin Speed Shop as they rebuild
his life a 1932 Ford Roadster.
James eloquently told reporters:
"I'm not afraid of (expletive), everyone can say whatever they want about me and call me whatever, but guess what? I'm still standing."
James is hoping that Outlaw becomes a series.
Ha! Guess we don't blame him…
Will U watch it???
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Former Jesse James mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is coming out with some XXX footage next year.
McGee has two, shall we say, "encounters" taped on video: One with a very tatted up man and the other with an equally tatted woman.
Red Light District, a prominent … uh… "studio" will release the tapes in a 2-DVD box set 2012 and rumors has it that Bombshell has even more footage out there.
But get this! The extra footage is considered so EXTREME, it may be illegal!
Oh heavens! What kind of kinkiness does McGee have on tape?! And is it with JESSE???
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Appalling. The audacity, sir. The audacity.
After Jesse James turned his last two relationships into flaming trainwrecks, he's coming back to TV!
And with all of that baggage, you'd think it would teach him a thing or two about humility. And while he seems to have humbled back down to the the same ground his chopper buddies walk on, he's still looking like an a$$!
On American Chopper: The Build-Off, he talks about turning into a snob around his old pals…by being a snob to Sandra Bullock!!! He says:
Damn, this girl is good!
In the classiest way she could, she gave her ex one final "screw you" by calling him out on cheating with at least nineteen other women before expressing her forgiveness and fuzzy bunnies.
Here are the best parts:
Just when we thought Jesse James was out of our lives for forever, it looks like he'll be returning to TV by making an appearance on TLC's American Chopper.
He'll compete against the show's stars, Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr. for the title of Master Bike Builder.
What about the title of Master Husband Cheater?
Oh, but we're just kidding! (Kinda.)
If watching Jesse James on TV is really your thang, check him out on the special episodes December 5 and 6.
Viewers will then be able to vote on the finished products and a winner will be corwned live in Las Vegas.
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Apparently, the reality star is now attempting to cut her own album, focused on her "dark, more tragically romantic" side…whatever that means!